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see, i don't care about the number of followers i have so if y'all show up & do foolishness in my replies, i'll just mute you rather than block you so you can talk to the ether & i don't have to see it. if you follow me & no one else that i like is following you, i won't either.

@PugetStout Heya – if you have an extra 80s pin, would you part with it?

I talked to the beer vendor @ the rail that hooked me up

@Mariners What cutie patoots.

All in the family ⚾ A massive thank you to Hall of Famer Randy Johnson and his son, Tanner, for throwing out today's first pitch.

AND I'M GONNA FOLLOW THAT UP WITH... CHAOS BALLLLLLL

Hey, listen. I'm all for Dan Wilson's challenges in the 9th. Can't take 'em you, like @AngieMentink said! #TridentsUp

@lizaboth OH OH OH, I totally misread the original lol

@ramdonomo Charlotte NC ma’am 😭 I pay almost $3k for 6 months here in Florida lol

I just got a quote for 6 months of car insurance in Charlotte for $234 lmao Florida legislators you are not seeing heaven

@COgirlWIworld After seeing all your takes about Spirit, I can say you're my people.

Yall bitching about a snack charge on a flight? Bring your own fucking snacks or just……. Don’t eat a snack. Idk what to tell you. 😂

@alexSSN I love this take.

This is really the perfect storm for the Mariners today. A losing streak, Cal Raleigh out, a middling lineup, worst starting pitcher on the mound, facing a solid lefty who can really spin it… Everything on paper says the M’s should lose bad. They will obviously win.

If anyone at the #Mariners game today happened to snag an extra 80s pin, and is willing to part with it, please let me know? I'll meet you somewhere for it & buy you lunch or coffee 🔱 #TridentsUp

Okay, I HAVE to know: what did y'all pay for your last car insurance renewal for six months (full policy), did you have any kind of accidents or anything on your record, and where do you live? Here's me. No tickets & an accident that was determined to be not my fault. I'm in WA.

@WhiteSoxJoy @lizaboth FOR REAL.

@lizaboth @ramdonomo WHAT???!!!!!?

@lizaboth FOR FUCKING SERIOUS?! HOW ARE THEY NOT SEEING HEAVEN?! Girl, you got mad jokes.

@ramdonomo FOR THE WHOLE 6 MONTHS

@Mariners @keybank Poor Edgar. I'd hate to be connected to a franchise that consistently lets down its fans. Making number retirement nights into an embarrassment. Their whole careers the Mariners let them down and they did it in grand fashion again last night. Sad.

Your chance to meet a legend 🙌 Join Edgar Martinez and our Street Fleet team at @keybank Overlake in Redmond tomorrow starting at 11 a.m.!

Oh, that's not great. I know they said Cal was having imaging done, but Garver isn't catching two in a row?

@seattle_wayne Love it.

I HATE we don't get replays on the big screen in the ballpark anymore

oh that was a bullshit balk call and now we're all tied due to a bullshit error call. lovely

hashtag NOT all stars are in the club, @mariners 😐

Randy was MAD about it, too. #TridentsUp

@MLB note: they're not being sold in the team stores

These Randy Johnson number retirement balls are being used in tonight's Mariners game vs. the Royals 😮‍💨