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@WildLifeCam_ oh my GOD. opening twitter once every couple of weeks and getting things like this are just. THE BEES KNEES MY GUY. THE BEES KNEES

How do people find these kind of girls hot?

@Asterrrix absoFUCKINGlutely not! raw fish plate?!

@TwoLemonades STOP IT these are SO cute!! (and omg happy belated birthday!)

Good morning.

LOOK at the perfect little gay cups and saucers my best friend gave me for my birthday!

@puhreeyah oh that's how it is????

@puhreeyah that is not a tweet, that is a bird just shrieking for an hour nonstop, y'know??

@Asterrrix oooooh! that sounds promising!!

Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita are now married.

THEY’RE HERE! MY BABIES ARE HERE! (i need to get a record player now)

@MoistSlenderman i'm glad because this is a VERY accurate represenation of me forcing boston into hugs hahaha

@Ryzaabby you've got this!!! all the "i fucking hate this, i never wanna do this again" is worth it for getting to that point, promise!! 😂💪

@ramenwitch That’s where I’m trying to be!!!🤣

Gym friends..Do you prefer morning or night workouts?

@Ryzaabby of course!! good luck, friend! for me, getting into the stupid routine is always the hardest part. now i'm like....annoyed as hell if i can't get my workout in lol.

@ramenwitch My mornings are pretty crazy too, so I’m thinking I’ll be somewhere around the same with liking the afternoons. Thank you!!🥰

@Ryzaabby totally get that!! most of my day with work is pretty front loaded, so i tend to have calls starting early on. but that means that i can usually use that momentum to jump into a mid-day workout so that by 1 or 2 i can focus on whatever i want/need to!

@ramenwitch Ahhh that’s great! I feel that, I tried an immediate morning workout on Saturday but I’m not sure if it’s the “ideal” time for me during the workweek!

now that they're finally reaching folks in person, BEHOLD. MY STUPID CHRISTMAS CARD! merrry crimus y'all

@DayspringGaming BIG same. i was reorganizing the cabinet where i keep most of that stuff and good lord lol. no idea what a few of them are even for

@ramenwitch I have a big bin of mostly cables... USB. Displayport. Hdmi. COAX... Composite and component. I have chargers and cables to phones that haven't been made in years...

how many extra hdmi cords to have on hand is TOO many extra hdmi cords to have on hand?? asking for a friend who is currently surrounded by extra hdmi cords. and who is also me.

@milan3patel i have like...12 HDMI cords just in a drawer right now. waiting. WATCHING.

@ramenwitch can’t have too many… you think you have too many hdmi cords until you get to the conference room and have to do a live demo. always keep one in the backpack.