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@AnnieEaves Surely the determination to last 26 years should be a positive! Pep’s lasted 10 and needs a break!

This mixed level of the English language and bile would underline the point made above.

To struggle to agree with a single reason shows the wild bias at play in what he told his ghostwriter to describe. He’s just a cartoon character.

@TheUnitedExtra Good job Bruno doesn’t have long hair and have a bobble in. Joke

@RYates118 Get me on the passenger list 🤣😁

As things stand, these are the teams United can face next season. 🤤🤤🤤

@AttackingFooty It’s a good job he didn’t pull his bobble out!

Red card or not for Gabriel? 🤔

@Malachians And that last free kick where Calvin bathed Ugarte is more dangerous than that supposed hair pull! Joke officials again

That game was lost in the first half which nothing can explain but Tierney let Leeds time waste with every set piece and every throw in. He’s also the referee who gave the penalty to City when Hojlund barely touched Rodri but felt it wasn’t a foul on Yoro for that first goal?

@Mel2809Mel It’s a joke. What about the arm in Martinez’s face. That’s more dangerous

@hegsadh @afneil Only difference is the french didn’t start the war in Ukraine! The megalomaniac presidency of Trump has caused this mess.

@afneil Thanks for confirming Trump's claim that world oil prices doesn't affect the US because the US doesn't get much oil from the ME. Appreciate it.

Actually France doesn’t get much oil or gas from the Gulf. And I wish those who affect to be so knowledgeable about the Strait of Hormuz would learn how to spell Strait. (And it’s singular). You’re welcome.

@dhlexpressuk I’ve got them. It’s all automated and about as much use as a chocolate fire guard. Just want to speak to an actual human!

@ramman3383 Hello Liam, really sorry for the complications! If you can DM me, I can provide the contact details from the DHL Ecommerce UK website if that would help? Kind regards, Amrick

@dhlexpressuk Anybody know how to actually speak to someone at DHL E-commerce? Joke of process trying to sort a parcel.

@FabrizioRomano That tw@t in blue

Man United and Bournemouth share points! 🍒 Who’s been your Man of the Match?

Lovely meal at @BlkSwanOldstead last night. Service and food were outstanding and the location is simply stunning! 😍

@Malachians I think I could have won europa with this squad. This is my worry, we have been so bad, always massive uplift!

4 wins out of 4 for Carrick, two clean sheets at home and a Utd that is entertaining to watch. I feel like we suffered for a year for nothing. Carrick would’ve won that Europa League final

@Ole_is_right No. More than half are brain dead! That’s been the problem. Some of decisions individuals make are shocking.

Busy for the next several hours. So I’ll come back to this thought tonight. But, I have a question: Do you think that United has an intelligent squad? Both in their ability to execute/understand a game plan, and in their ability to adapt?

@MUFCScoop @sistoney67 Who are these people? They want sacking too! Half of them are brain dead

🚨 There is a general feeling among people at Manchester United that this squad is better than the results they're delivering. [@sistoney67] #MUFC

@AnnieEaves Unless Man Utd are selling players

Transfer fees have gone insane.

@dipsMUFC Agree 100%! There is a player in there I think

Unpopular opinion, but I’d still keep Højlund. He wants to stay. Amid all the rumours, there’s been no sulking, no cryptic socials, no dickhead behaviour. Looks sharper, maybe even more confident. Attitude’s been spot on. Let him fight for a place. Competition breeds growth.

@N_Grayson @FabrizioRomano I’ll defo be rolling! Fat f**k 😂

@ramman3383 @FabrizioRomano Time to roll back the years 😎

Any thoughts on this you spaghetti snogging fuck face? @FabrizioRomano

@N_Grayson @FabrizioRomano In the words of the Mask! Try and stop me! 😂

@ramman3383 @FabrizioRomano 😂 strapping in for Radmore’s staggy in Benidorm next year I hope? 👀

@N_Grayson @FabrizioRomano Miss those days! NOT! 😂

@ramman3383 @FabrizioRomano Headset Mondays 😂