Randaller01
715 posts




After using this for work everyday for 11 years it’s time to retire the legendary Finding Dory bag!! She’s served me well!! Thought this was a bag for life @Tesco ? 😂😂 was hoping it was see me through to retirement 😂


“Alexa, show me the greatest post match interview of all time…”


Wayne Rooney left Everton, got married, had 3 kids, won 16 trophies, went bald, had a hair transplant, became Man Utd's top goalscorer, returned to Everton, left Everton to go to the MLS, became manager of Derby, got relegated, left to become Birmingham manager, got sacked and became manager of Plymouth, got sacked and became a pundit and Arsenal still haven't won the Premier League.


Talents

Ideal demographic by position: GK: White RB: Tan skin CB: Black, African roots CB: Italian LB: Dark-skinned, but not African DM: Tall, skinny, bald or buzz cut CM: Spanish AM: Pale white RW: Horrific hair LW: Attractive CF: Ugly, slightly racist Manager: Tan, psychotic
