Rob Randall

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Rob Randall

Rob Randall

@randalltowers

Katılım Mayıs 2013
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Don McGowan
Don McGowan@donmcgowan·
Over the last 36 hours, we have witnessed the very soul of Nigel Farage — his essence. It has been over a month since he went into hiding, since serious questions began to be raised over his undeclared £5M donation. A month since he appeared in front of TV cameras or underwent any questioning at all. At 8am yesterday morning, Farage released a video, from a field somewhere, calling for rage. Calling for an end to the mythical two-tier policing. Make no mistake, those were very carefully chosen words — he understood what he was unleashing, and his wish was granted last night in Southampton. On Tuesday, the Home Secretary made a statement to the House regarding the murder of Henry Nowack. There was, as always, an opportunity to question Shabana Mahmood — was Nigel Farage in attendance? No, of course not. Today, Farage was granted a question at PMQs — the showpiece spectacle of the political week in which the country's news and politics fanatics tune in to watch — was Nigel Farage in attendance? Yes, of course he was. He had somehow found his way into work after missing 77 separate votes in Parliament because … he would, at least for three minutes, be the centre of the country's political attention. His question was about the murder of Henry Nowack and the violence that erupted [on his command] last night, but he would not condemn it or call for calm. Instead, he 'suggested' that this rioting might escalate. This afternoon, he has performatively written to the BBC because someone on Newsnight dared to accuse him of inciting the violence — playing his perpetual victim card. Again. And there we see the soul of Nigel Farage — a craven, desperate for attention, evil, petty and pointless man. END RANT.
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Matt Edwards
Matt Edwards@Matedwards7·
My very good friend Sid, fellow member of the One Legged Camera Club. The qualifying rule for membership is that anyone can join the OLCC so long as they are prepared to pose whilst standing on one leg for at least one photo on location.
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Micktrick
Micktrick@Rooney56025194·
@JamesAHogg2 Truly awful. How the fuck did this buck toothed biddy make it big?
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James Hogg
James Hogg@JamesAHogg2·
Nuns on stilts, people on unicycles juggling paint brushes, a mayor with no teeth who's evidently been on the sauce, a mass konga suicide. It can only mean one thing. CILLA'S IN TOWN! I've lost count with regards to what number this is but for the sake of accuracy, from now on I'll refer to all of them as #2. Good day.
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Justine Greene
Justine Greene@justineclaire75·
Ended up at the osteopath with a displaced back rib! Please send sympathy, wine and kittens!
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Rob Randall
Rob Randall@randalltowers·
@Cazlar123 It took them 3 years to make the sign more polite and call it ‘poo’…
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Cazlar 📚💙
Cazlar 📚💙@Cazlar123·
When your husband takes you bank holiday shopping 😅
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OFFICIAL MAYE 
OFFICIAL MAYE @MAYEFANSPAGE11·
Scientific Proof of Genetics.
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Cazlar 📚💙
Cazlar 📚💙@Cazlar123·
Cazlar’s top tip - don’t put prescription glasses in washing machine 🤓🫣
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History Girl
History Girl@HistoryGirlBW·
Rare, early film of three stylish gentlemen demonstrating the use of a clapper stile gate in the English countryside. Incredibly, this was filmed in 1910.
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Grassroots
Grassroots@Teamgrassroots_·
What’s phrase will you hear most this weekend? A) Ref, how long? B) Get rid of it!!!!! C) Away! D) Not in there E) Stand em up F) Squeeze em out G) From the kick off H) Let em know you're there I) Ref, Ref, Ref, Ref, Ref J) Still O-O K) Can you do my laces L) I need the toilet (in middle of game) M) Yes twos N) Can I take the free kick/pen O) None we're not playing 😥 Or something else please add.
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Carol Vorderman
Carol Vorderman@carolvorders·
I've got into a bad habit of switching my phone off but leaving it by my bed and then if I wake up in the middle of the night switching it on again...to catch up on stuff.. Going to try leaving it downstairs to charge overnight Has this worked for you? All tips welcome
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Mark Steel
Mark Steel@mrmarksteel·
I’ve worked out that if you did all the things you really must do, like good sensible people (checking energy tariffs, sit-ups, paying parking fines, getting the guttering fixed before the roof collapses etc) you would need 7 months every day.
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