Lee Randall

Angela Rayner was dragged through every front page for weeks... HMRC's verdict: NOT deliberate. NOT even careless. Farage pockets £5 million and chooses not to declare it So where's the wall-to-wall coverage? Tell me this isn't a rigged game.

@LearNonsense I will introduce you to some likely swimmers!

@randallwrites I shall have to investigate when I’m up for the Festival this Autumn! Thanks for the tip. 🍂

Last week, I started open-air swimming regularly again & it has really helped me to calm down, cheer up, & find a writing rhythm after marking the last student essay. Early days, but my new book is swimming slowly into focus. Every nice girl loves a Lido. So say I, anyway.

@jessicacadams Yay for Scotland!

substack.com/home/post/p-19… True psychic astrology predictions, new psychic astrology predictions. Keir, Kemi and Nigel. Oh, and Scotland will go independent.

All episodes of Legends are available now on @NetflixUK #Legends

@dieworkwear People write whole novels that way. Also bad.

Why do people write tweets like this? Where every sentence gets a new line. Sometimes a line might have two sentences. Like this one. But generally speaking, every sentence has a new line, making a tweet look like a long block of text that no one reads. Worse still, such tweets are often repetitive and winding, hammering on the same point over and over again. The writing is often very bad.

@PhilipHensher @ruthpadel Hi. Who’s your publicist? Thanks.

It's here.

@lucyinglis Belated best wishes. Xx

On another note, Mr I & I celebrated our wedding anniversary today. Next week will have known each other 27 years, and today been married for 17. We didn't rush to the altar.

women receive more shame for consensual sex than men do for rape.

BOOK NOW – ANN CLEEVES: An Evening at Edinburgh Castle – The Great Hall, Edinburgh Castle, Castlehill tickettailor.com/events/theedin…

Spent yesterday writing & dictating my new book, Stolen Gold. I write longhand first and then dictate using voice memo. So the written word gets 2 immediate edits; in speaking outloud & correcting the copied transcript. You should smell this Choisya, orange blossom before summer!

@susie_dent @BenWillisUK Amazing who is handling the publicity?

Delighted to announce this.

News from Herstmonceux, sold 3 books today, all 3 being The Crocodile Stone, finished another chapter of my 3rd book Stolen Gold. Involving; a classic yacht, a gold heist and Russian thieves. A sort of Johnny English in Turkey. Walked to and fro from the village,

@tearsforfears @LittleBrownUK @deystreet Will you be doing events?

You've known the songs for forty years. Now read the story behind them. Roland's memoir Welcome to Your Life — the band, the fame, the heartbreak, the healing. On sale August 4 | Preorder now: bio.to/WelcometoYourL… @deystreet @LittleBrownUK #WelcomeToYourLife #TearsForFears

This just makes me laugh.

If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry

@lucyinglis Gorgeous photo of the gorgeous girl.

And together they go racing. He and Whitney are the same age now; geriatric but anything less than warp speed is boring. Long live old dogs with minds like a bag of marbles.

There's a viral video at the moment with a dog in a backpack on a Ducati, which is awesome. Our friend has an ageing Jack Russell, Haribo, the best little boy in the world, and she had a thing made that straps him onto the tank of her Ducati, with doggles.

@carolemorinsoho Hello Carole, is there a way to contact you about a story anthology I am editing? I am on Lrandalledits [at] gmail.com Thank you.

'I can be on guard against my enemies, but God deliver me from my friends.' Charlotte Bronte, bored with the nippy wee sweeties. #frenemies #phonies A friend is not just for xmas, stuck for #life. #friendship #fuckoff

@devisridhar Hello. Who is your publicist for the new book? I'd like to invite you to Wigtown Book Festival. Thanks.

@lucyinglis Copies arrived in office and a young colleague emailed to alert me saying, “Now this is a topic that really interests me.” Also we need to chat so please email me. Xxx

Saw a friend today, and he said he, his wife and all his daughters had shared Born. As a writer, ultimately, that is all you can ever hope for.