Randinator

Us Eagles fans have scared away any solid potential offensive coordinator with how we treated Kevin Patullo.

@babysbbreath Your trippin

I have seen enough of Holly Rowe… where is Molly McGrath? Taylor McGregor? Laura Rutledge? I mean seriously. Enough of this Holly never skipped a meal Rowe.

@AdamSchefter Fuck Carson Beck

Miami on its way to the national championship game.

Go Phil’s #fanduelreplay

@ZackVanscovich Thank you sir

Happy birthday @randinator27

Hey Mike Vrabel how about you give the ball to Treveyon on the goal line you fucking retard. Rhamondre is a pussy!

According to sleeper. Ja’Marr Chase’s status has changed from healthy to sus. #sus

Can’t count on my hands the amount of people I have called in Chicago with smoke detectors beeping in the background. Some jokes write themselves. #coldcall #sales @coldcallsniper

@CrossingBroad @CBKylePagan Here we go @boogie7801 fuck those cheeseheads

GAMEDAY! This is what happened last time the Eagles played the Packers @CBKylePagan #FlyEaglesFly

Co worker is cold calling Chicago today. Guy he called said that he can’t talk right now, he got shot and is in the hospital. Where’s that rebuttal bossman? #sales #coldcalling #Chiraq

Mr. Randinator wants you 🫵 to get out and vote today. #vote

Hearing of drugs being put in Halloween candy. You know Randinator had to make sure it was safe before the kids get here. 👍 #notansweringthedoor

@FBIDirectorKash I would suggest adding Orion Kerkering to your gambling investigation

@BS_Slayer_ @DKSportsbook @DraftKings @DK_Assist Had Gadsden in my slip as they were driving with two other legs and wouldn’t let me add it. Ridiculous

Hey @DKSportsbook @DraftKings @DK_Assist — your #TNF live TD scorer boost isn’t applying properly at all no matter what is done, fix this asap please #draftkings

Crazy that because of Hitler nobody dares to rock the Hitler stache. Good guy or just misunderstood?

You already know I’m on Head Coach Major Applewhite and the boys from South Alabama -7 tonight. 🔒 USA -7

Was not expecting to see Ari Gold on the MNF pregame show

This is the kind of win the Phillies needed big time. An ass whooping pouring it on

It’s about damn time Kyle Schwarber #schwarbomb