Randi Savage

Cover me in green tea and call me Matcha Man Randi Savage

Six more weeks of depression it is

FUCK

Actually they can all get it. Somethin bout a top hat I guess. And the mystery of the groundhog 🥵

I’ll say it. The President of the Inner Circle, Shingle Shaker, can get it.

Phil needs to not see his shadow and say #fuckice

I only wake up before the sun one day of the year. Today’s the day folks! HBD Charlie and HGD to all who celebrate

The Punxatawny fireworks show really doesn’t have to go as hard as it does, but we’re thankful it does

The thing about me is I have to think real hard about gore and roker bc sometimes I get my als mixed up

Spotify is fucking me over rn 😭 Just give my taylorrrrrrrrr

Coming out of twitter retirement just to say LL Bean stands for ‘Ladies Love Bean’

and they’re all Big Dogs

Cool thing about me is that I cry every time Paul Hollywood gives out a handshake

When will beck and Shakira collab bc that would be so fucking cool

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com 📷: Beth Garrabrant

Happy birthday Taylor! Love you endlessly, forever and always (taylor’s version) 💕💕💕

Prue shops at Dan flashes #GBBO #itysl

when I say I got that dog in me, this is the dog

@Hozier album cover loses some seriousness on pandora lol. #whatsupdoc?

“Pick out a switch” can mean two vastly different things depending on if your parents love you or hit you lol

@focra Tell your brother to stream lol