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Fun parenting saying of the day:”you can’t eat yout lunch with a spatula!”

Wife asked me whether I wanted to be called dad or daddy by our child? I responded with "Father?", "Darth? Anakin?"

Nuts... Wal... Nuts.

@Jenna_Marbles your dogs are in Northern Canada!!

Eating healthy?

"How many butter is in this kale chips?"-@brittanyboyd

Dart wars!

Coach @CoachPeteUW discussing Tackling in Football Today @NikeCoyFootball

"Alley, you're worse than a pirate toddler!" -@BrittanyBoyd

"I like you light toasted, unless you're a bagel, then I like you well toasted." -@BrittanyBoyd

Sorry, Kate, but I'm happily married. Please stop calling "@KateUpton: I'm waiting. Will you be my hero? cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53x8…”

@LnHnz I showed @BrittanyBoyd the picture, she said "why is Pocahontas there?"

"Trains are so conceited, 'toot toot in here!'" @BrittanyBoyd

@LnHnz don't worry it gets much "better"!

"If you can't feel the fur on my nose, how will you know how much I love you" #catproblems

@LnHnz it would look a little silly without the ears

"I like having it, because I like fire" @BrittanyBoyd

No more Mr nice fellow

"He's got a gangster mullet!"- @BrittanyBoyd