Mike Procto

638 posts

Mike Procto

Mike Procto

@randombats

I am just here for the pithy comments.

Katılım Eylül 2025
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Once Human
Once Human@OnceHuman_·
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🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵
🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵@hoshizorarock·
アメリカ人の皆さん 落ち着いて聞いてください エナジードリンクは今日からアメリカの全州で禁止です。
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Mike Procto@randombats·
@yoyonofukuoka No you were always considered short polite geniuses that could throw down if needed.
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kouji 🇯🇵
kouji 🇯🇵@yoyonofukuoka·
質問🙋。 日本人の印象は変わりましたか?
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Mike Procto
Mike Procto@randombats·
@Maguro_Maznaga Really? I will be honest they didn’t make Japan the corny bad guys that fall over. They made you scary little mothers that had people rage quitting left and right.
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松永マグロ
松永マグロ@Maguro_Maznaga·
アメリカ人へ 実はCall of Duty World at Warは日本未発売です 日本で発売されてないのに敵として登場する日本兵のセリフがやたらと気合が入ってるので知名度はそこそこあります
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Lars Christensen
Lars Christensen@MaMoMVPY·
I think Canada, Denmark and Sweden should declare war on Honduras and demand that the US allow us to set up bases in Florida so we can start bombing Tegucigalpa immediately. PS Sorry to the people of Honduras - this is merely an illustration of US stupidity. We are not going to start a war.
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Diana 🇪🇺🇺🇦
Diana 🇪🇺🇺🇦@Diana_European·
If Trump withdraws the US from NATO, Europe will quickly realize that it never needed it. The US was never going to defend Europe. They just want Europe to buy weapons and their stuff so they can continue controlling it.
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Mike Procto
Mike Procto@randombats·
@chick3T New York and California look down on everyone. We ignore them and so should you.
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蓄T
蓄T@chick3T·
日本のリベラル派が、「ニューヨークやカリフォルニアの人々は保守的な日本を決してリスペクトしない」とか「米国南部人は人種差別主義者だから日本人を差別する」とかの情報を拡散してたから。
Jacob Proffitt 🇺🇸@JProff190

@SonohennoKuma Why do you guys feel like we wouldve looked down on you? Where do you guys get this impression?

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Mike Procto
Mike Procto@randombats·
@tagame Most like how in sports competition against a worth adversary build respect.
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tagame@沼の底から
冗談だとしても、アメリカは 「占領して仲間にしてやることが友好の印だ」と思っていそうで、ちょっと寒気がした。 気に入ったから仲良くしようじゃなくて、気に入ったから手足にしてやろう、みたいな。
David Samuel@DSPetolicchio

Make Japan the 51st state.

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Mike Procto
Mike Procto@randombats·
@pirooooon3 Really? It seems like you all would have something to say about that?
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ぴろん🌸
ぴろん🌸@pirooooon3·
みなさん信じられますか⁉️ 日本では天皇の墓の周りに ソーラーパネルを建設します アメリカやヨーロッパでもソーラーパネルの問題はありますか?
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Mike Procto
Mike Procto@randombats·
@pondebekkio Um …. There isn’t oil on the right side of the map. Go left this time.
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Donut Operator 🍩
Donut Operator 🍩@DonutOperator·
Japanese bros keep posting about sausage gravy so here’s the easiest classic recipe. It’s only 4 ingredients: - country sausage - flour - milk - pepper Brown the sausage, don’t drain. Pour flower over sausage and stir until grease is absorbed. Pour milk over sausage. Season with black pepper. Cook for a couple minutes and add more milk until desired thickness. Easy day.
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Mike Procto
Mike Procto@randombats·
@archer_rs It only exists because we shot the Europeans telling us we had to do what they said.
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RS Archer
RS Archer@archer_rs·
The USA only really exists because Europeans created it, built it, funded it and supported it. Time for Americans to show a little gratitude.
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Mike Procto
Mike Procto@randombats·
@Jack67346837 @Bbmorg You misunderstand I am not saying that as a threat rather as a law of nature. If both leaders choose it then we all deal with it. That said Europe and the UK are operating in ways that make the US upset and so the US acts in a way that upsets the EU. So the cycle carries on.
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Jack
Jack@Jack67346837·
@randombats @Bbmorg Consequences... sorry to say but a large portion of the Brits have long felt that the US wont ever lift a finger for them, they all felt it was a one way relationship, so these Consequences threatened don't particular phase them, more shows true colours
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Mike Procto
Mike Procto@randombats·
@hukeiro114514 Then? No I don’t think stacking heads from normal Chinese was a good idea. You should have targeted the communists.
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Mike Procto
Mike Procto@randombats·
@trumplicans2024 ….. do they realize hells angels were some of the nicest gangsters out there back in the day?
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Mike Procto
Mike Procto@randombats·
@Jack67346837 @Bbmorg Seriously? You don’t think significant talks are going behind the scenes if you feel safe to send a single ship into the region? Go do you but I have a feeling you’re going to lose that free healthcare soon.
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Jack
Jack@Jack67346837·
@randombats @Bbmorg Oh also good news, it would appear the UK is leading a coalition of around 40 nations (not the US) to resolve the cock up made by yourself but diplomatically, I suppose thanks are in order for allowing us the chance to step out of the shadows and into prominence again
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Mike Procto
Mike Procto@randombats·
@Jack67346837 @Bbmorg The difference is they have proven they had the missles by firing at Diego Garcia for one thing. Don’t join if you don’t want to but don’t expect that to not have consequences. It’s an A-B situation not AB.
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Jack
Jack@Jack67346837·
@randombats @Bbmorg Oh right obvious reasons, so why is it different this time? Fundamentally you guys can use all the mental gymnastics you want, but regardless of an alliance we're under no obligation to join, the mere fact the UK is providing its bases is more than the others like Spain
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Mike Procto
Mike Procto@randombats·
@Sargon_of_Akkad Sir if Europe is making an EU army and consolidating into a nation it’s going to begin operating in ways that are anti American. You saying it’s America on Nordstrom but that was never confirmed or proven. Bad leaders are causing a realignment from both sides of the Atlantic.
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Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
It's actually not losing my "tether to reality" to notice that America keeps attacking European energy supplies, as it has now happened twice with no care or concern for the effect on our countries. America is going to lose Europe to protect Israel.
Aristonkle@ParanoidPol

A large segment of UK based influencers, in seeing the managed decline of their country, have shifted markedly to the right. That’s to be expected given the circumstances and the need for immigration reform there. But they’ve also lost their tether to reality and become indistinguishable from leftists when it comes to world events.

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