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@TheShotgunStart @BrendanPorath @AndyTFE “JLM? The college football fan?”

SGS Live from Augusta kicks off with our 2026 Masters preview this afternoon at 3:30 PM ET! Join @AndyTFE & @BrendanPorath as they discuss the latest on course setup, top contenders, & some scuttlebutt from two days on the ground. 📺 Tune in: youtube.com/live/3olHW3HW5…

@TronCarterNLU You said…. The ingredients?

Based on reports from the ground + forecasts, it seems we’re barreling toward a once-a-decade level of Masters this year with it being dry, bouncy and perfect after a dry spring. Windy on Thursday. All the ingredients are in place. This confluence of factors is so fleeting!

@PFTCommenter Stolen valor @CPowers14

This is the furthest thing from a flex #losertalk

Big shot Bob TIO on 18… not great!

Lauren Coughlin!!!!!! What a putt!!!! (Yeah I’m watching the LPGA so what?)

He is risen!

@CPowers14 Is there a chance we could be blessed with a CP exclusive of “Jesus Christ Has Risen Today”? Was page 193 in our missal.

Happy Easter, friends. Four days until the Masters. Feels like we’ve got such a long way to go (such a long way to GOOOOO) To make it ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶o̶r̶d̶e̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶M̶e̶x̶i̶c̶o̶ ̶ to Thursday at Augusta National But we’ll ride…. like the wind … RIDE LIKE THE WIND

@Tony_Lasagna_ Got doxxed today

@randomgolftalk This is incredible

The BSI bump! #anwa

@Pope_johnxii @2xplayerhater I feel like I’m watching an NFL game where they don’t show routes past 3 yards of the LOS

@2xplayerhater Kinda crazy that they just gave Michigan a nationally televised home broadcast

Can we have a conversation about the camera angle for Final Four games?

@DivotDiplomat Drippy

1,000 Follower WITB (2026) 🧵:

@usegolfFICTION1 @TimJDillon Watching asap

@TimJDillon @randomgolftalk

New episode out now. We handle it with class.

@usegolfFICTION1 @RAWigger Already tried this one. Doesnt work

@RAWigger Ordering this for @randomgolftalk and myself for a little book club.

@mrhuggez @TronCarterNLU @NoLayingUp Was just looking to see if anyone else had called this out. Blessed to have people like phil hughes to keep the watch!

@TronCarterNLU @NoLayingUp No mention of LC ?? From any NLU account, what’s happened 🤷‍♂️🤔

Between the trio at the top of the board at ANWA, a Zalatoris revival and Fleetwood appearance at Valero, and LPGA at Shadow Creek it’s shaping up to be a delightful weekend of golf viewing.

@GRickie23 Deactivate

🚨 #BREAKING — For the 5th time in 6 years, Rickie Fowler has failed to qualify for #TheMasters.

@Grizz_wold Was going to scream shrink before I read the caption. See something say something

Quality time with the nephew out at the home club please forgive his hat, we talked about proper attire

@Rickie_Tracker Should be grounds for deactivation

🚨🌺❌— Rickie Fowler has failed to qualify for The Masters for the 5th time in 6 years.

@PGATOUR I want to like this guy but what the fuck are we doing here man?

Man's best friend off the course 🐶 Meet Akshay's three golden doodles.

@LowIncomeOwner @vancebob01 @Raging_Cloner

@vancebob01 @Raging_Cloner UPDATE: DOC HAS TWO WOMEN ON THIS DOUBLE DATE. DYNAMICS ARE CONFUSING. WILL CONTINUE UPDATES

🚨THE DOC HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WHERE JS @2xplayerhater