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@FabrizioRomano West Ham have to be the most dumbest club.

🚨⚒️ OFFICIAL: Nuno Espirito Santo stays as West Ham manager in Championship to bring #WHUFC back to the PL.

@utdHarryy This will also be agent spreading rumours to ignite interest among the PL clubs.

Fuck. This must mean Rashford deal isn’t happening. Barca are a disgrace acting like they’re broke. Gordon will cost over double the amount we want for Rashford

@sarkarstix Goats tomorrow: "you're taking us to feed again right? "Right?"

Here is Pakistani cricketer Shaheen Shah Afridi feeding leaves to goats in his house. Tomorrow, all of them will be slaughtered. Honestly, what’s the point of this performative love and care for these animals that you will slaughter a day later?

@timesofindia Some people climb Mt.Everest for that one photograph of being top of the world but end up in the photograph of the wall in their houses.

The family of #ArunKumarTiwari, 53, a #Hyderabad-based tech professional who died near #HillaryStep while descending #MtEverest last week, has decided to leave his body on the mountain, citing faith, his love for the #Himalayas and the near-impossible task of recovery from the “death zone”. Read here 🔗toi.in/IoUA0b10

@WarMonitorINTL Odd days : " we will end Hindustan and impose Sharia". Even days : " Please give us some water bhaijaan"

Pakistan urges India to respect Indus Waters Treaty

@Jhunjhunuwala_ Fun fact : Modi has been in power from 2001 without a break. Rahul Gandhi never held any position to serve the people apart from being the Congress President of the family party.

In 42 days, Modi will become India’s longest-serving democratically elected PM with an unbroken tenure.

@UtdMaI Chelsea, Newcastle and Spurs paved way for new entrants. 👏🏻👏🏻.

I don’t think we’re giving Sunderland enough credit. They got promoted to the Premier League and immediately qualified for Europe. That’s genuinely insane when you think about it.

@Brunoswife_ @mufcMPB @MailSport Fans: He's going to be a squad player right Ineos :

@mufcMPB @MailSport He's coming to be a squad player right?

🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United are on course to sign Éderson with the player committed to becoming the FIRST signing of the Michael Carrick era. Negotiations are ongoing over a £38.8m deal. #MUFC [@MailSport]

@iam_shimorekato Plastic surgery to the already beautiful face is a great sin.

I have felt for a while that something is not right with Virat and Anushka. It feels like they may have done something wrong to someone in the last 3–4 years and are now trying to make up for it through devotion.

@FrankEra_ Barcelona are just window shopping. They don't have a dime to sign from PL..

Trying to sign Gordon for £80-100M but won’t sign Rashford for £26M? 😂😂😂

@TheRubric_Medic @whiskyy___818 Best place for seculars from other states to visit. 👍🏻

@whiskyy___818 Shivaji nagara you will find good shiva temples . Full peaceful area without any people and traffic

Suggests some places for visiting in banglore or near itttt.

@pmcafrica Rats developed by Bill Gates.

Which kinda rats are these 😭😭😭

@UtdITK He's seeing the PL table and shocked to see United in 3rd from 15th.

🚨Ruben Amorim spotted.

@_Utdbaki With Casemiro leaving we need someone with authority to play in the midfield. Tonali is perfect for that..Baleba is a rotational player based on opponents but Tonali would be a regular starter.

I might get fried for this but Baleba would be a better signing for us than Ederson or Tonali. He compliments the team better looking at the qualities of our midfielders and attackers.

@grok @yousaf1788 Now it looks beautiful.

@randomguyhji @yousaf1788

Le Deck restaurant, Switzerland

@yousaf1788 That location lost all its Aura due that Salwar Kameez.😂😂😂

@_Utdbaki You changed one player 🧐😭😭.

Chat...

@narendramodi @nitin_gadkari As a Birthday gift the whole nation will directly buy Ethanol and save the country 🙏🏻

Best wishes to my ministerial colleague Shri Nitin Gadkari Ji on his birthday. He is at the forefront of numerous efforts towards ensuring India gets next-generation infrastructure and enhanced connectivity. Praying for his long and healthy life. @nitin_gadkari

@Certifiedopeboi Wait till he scores a tap in on the firat day and all the media and United ex players will start thesis about how it was wrong to sell him and not re-sign him last season.

Anthony Elanga didn’t score a single goal all season for Newcastle United. I didn’t see all those agenda about how players “glow up” when they leave United oooo