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My 𝕏 are paradox, hyperbole, oxymoron, chiasmus, euphemism and some I assume are literal. Likes, reposts, follows ≠ endorsements.

𝕏 Katılım Ağustos 2011
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Syl@randomsyl·
@MercedesAMGF1 Toto Wolf is just my guy. His love for Lewis is genuine
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@TDotResident Clearly something is going on here. No smoke without fire. Someone should investigate this potential criminal activity.
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TDot Resident@TDotResident·
#ONpoli There is a job posting for a Communications Strategist that appears to report to Kara Ford… it pays $98k-$106k and requires a university degree and 5+ years experience vs. the $211k and no degree.
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TDot Resident@TDotResident

#ONpoli In addition to Doug Ford's staff seeing an 11% increase in salaries, Doug Ford's daughter Kara Ford has seen a 65% salary bump since 2022, including a 34% raise last year at Runnymede Healthcare Centre. She is now the 6th highest paid person in THE ENTIRE HOSPITAL.

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Tech Dev Notes@techdevnotes·
Grok Imagine is Positive gross margin for xAI as per Elon
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Instead of looking for a bilingual Air Canada CEO, why not just get the best person for the job and give him/her a French translator when needed.
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Bruce@BrucewMitchell·
Doug Ford’s daughter, who has a 2-year diploma in broadcasting from Conestoga College, is now one of the highest paid staff members at a major Toronto hospital #onpoli
TDot Resident@TDotResident

#ONpoli In addition to Doug Ford's staff seeing an 11% increase in salaries, Doug Ford's daughter Kara Ford has seen a 65% salary bump since 2022, including a 34% raise last year at Runnymede Healthcare Centre. She is now the 6th highest paid person in THE ENTIRE HOSPITAL.

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Scott Robertson@sarobertsonca·
Doug Ford: Oh, Christ, I almost drank your water Mark Carney: I didn't touch it Doug Ford: This isn't going to turn me into a Liberal, is it?
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Brianna Wu
Brianna Wu@BriannaWu·
So you admit you are a paid foreign propagandist. How about this? Same deal but with @zeteo_news. It undergoes a financial audit. If it has funding ties to Islamist countries and oligarchs, I get $100,000. You’re an alleged journalist. You should love sunshine and transparency.
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Brianna Wu
Brianna Wu@BriannaWu·
Dear @mehdirhasan, I have a proposal. I’ll put $100,000 in escrow and you can too. And we will both submit to financial audits. If the Israel or the pro-Israel lobby has given me a dime, you can have my $100,000. And if Qatar has given you money by funding your projects, I can have your $100,000. Deal? I mean, I know you critiqued Donald Trump heavily for being financially influenced by Russia, so both of us should take foreign interference fairly seriously. I liked you before October 7th and the depth of your Israel derangement and Jew hate became apparent.
Mehdi Hasan@mehdirhasan

1. lol, a ‘community note’ on Twitter isn’t a factcheck. 2. Multiple top Israelis admit 1967 wasn’t a pre emptive war of self defense - including Begin, Rabin, Peled, etc 3. This is what you used to say about me before you got your marching orders from the pro Israel lobby

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Open Source Intel
Open Source Intel@Osint613·
IDF reveals: Wind tunnels beneath the IRGC Imam Hossein University, used for ballistic missile testing and development, has been completely destroyed.
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JR.@JuanJua58133493·
@DMichaelMG @NBA__Courtside But he won when it mattered most!…..Competitive gene confirmed!
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NBA on ESPN@ESPNNBA·
31-0 IS THE LARGEST UNANSWERED RUN SINCE 1997-98 😳
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Velina Tchakarova
Velina Tchakarova@vtchakarova·
If Canada doesn’t prioritize energy and global economy security over climate policies, everyone will be on the losing side, including Canada. That’s the brutal reality.
Louise Blais@blais_louise

The natural gas production outage in Qatar combined with significant disruptions in Australia, is a major world crisis. Other important non-sanctioned exporters, such as U.S. and Norway are running at near or full capacity and cannot stabilize the market. 🧵

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ESPN Insights@ESPNInsights·
The Raptors just beat the Magic by 52 points 😳 It's Orlando's largest loss in franchise history and Toronto's second-largest win (53 points vs. GSW on April 2, 2021).
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NBA@NBA·
TORONTO JUST WENT ON A 31-0 RUN! It's the LARGEST unanswered run in the PxP era (1997-98) 🤯
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Syl@randomsyl·
Listening to podcast while cooking in the kitchen is fun.
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ian bremmer@ianbremmer·
a surprisingly good month for putin. russia making bank on oil, gas. fertilizer. us sanctions suspended. us weapons now prioritized for iran war. russia supporting iran without consequence. and a russian tanker with oil now allowed through to cuba by the americans.
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The Jobfather™️ 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧
I wanted to share a new tool I built called Paper Trail. It’s a free, no-sign-up tool that helps you document workplace issues, protect yourself, and build a record in case you need to negotiate a fair severance package.
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Sama Hoole
Sama Hoole@SamaHoole·
The sun was free. They sold you SPF 50 and a vitamin D deficiency. Sleep was free. They sold you an app, a pill, and a wearable that tells you your sleep was bad. Walking was free. They sold you a treadmill, a fitness tracker, and a £180 pair of trainers. Fasting was free. They sold you meal replacement shakes and the anxiety that skipping breakfast would wreck your metabolism. Cold water was free. They sold you a £3,000 plunge barrel and a podcast episode about it. Silence was free. They sold you a meditation app with a premium tier. Animal fat was cheap. They sold you seed oils, then supplements to replace what the animal fat contained. Tallow was cheap. They sold you a seventeen-step skincare routine and a clinical trial proving your face needs ceramides. Meat was cheap. They are currently selling you the idea that you shouldn't eat it. The 20th century removed access to everything the body needs to function. The 21st century is selling it back, one subscription at a time. Your great-grandmother had none of the products. She had all of the things.
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Tony Dunn@tony873004·
Artemis II is scheduled to launch on Wednesday evening.
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Syl@randomsyl·
@doser_i85668 I hate it when people with bluecheck say stupid thing because i'm not sure if it's for engagement farming or they actually believe it. Comparing crowd work with Dave Chapelle's comedy is a crazy capping.
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iDoser
iDoser@doser_i85668·
This Dude is the next Dave Chapelle. It take a special person to come near the line, stomp on the line, cross the line, and still not offend nor be offensive 🤣😂🤣
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