Randy Wade Kelley

VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (…blue)

“Five more minutes…” - @billiejoe

@tedcruz VOTE COLIN ALLRED!!! @ColinAllredTX

The future of our State and Nation is on the line. For the sake of our families and our Texan way of life, we must Keep Texas, Texas, in less than 40 days. Join the fight at TedCruz.org

This wins the internet 🤣twitter.com/TheKiffness/st…

@tedcruz . . . what

Hispanics are not tacos.

BREAKIN’ 3: OLYMPIC BOOGALOO it took me a week to come up with that

Can I get a full-throated endorsement @elonmusk

Donnie and JD sound like the guys who tripped you in front of the whole cafeteria. Kamala and Tim said “you can eat with us” and gave you some of their cornbread

I have been diagnosed with 15 tumors and need to qualify for @sagaftra health insurance by 6/30/24. Hope you can help. ❤️

Hearing disturbing rumors that some of these protestors on the picket line are professional actors

@nyuniversity I was part of the fleeing crowd bc my gf just said RUN. But I reeeeally need to know wtffff happened

Earlier tonight, there was an incident of panicked fleeing from Washington Square Park. Cause unknown. Police have indicated there were no shots fired and there were no public safety concerns of which they're aware. Crowds have returned.

Black Parade just came on and I am not getting out of this Uber til the song is over

Happy Halloween y’all! #halloween #costume #luigismansion 👻 #latergram @ Luigi's Mansion instagram.com/p/CkcLB0pul-3/…

Some people still put 2 spaces after periods - even in TEXTS

Just posted a photo @ American Buffalo Broadway instagram.com/p/CeCvr8yOx2W/…

A STRANGE LOOP #broadway #theater #nyc #musical @strangeloopbway @ Lyceum Theatre (New York City) instagram.com/p/CdZZdz8JxdL/…

I wish real life had subtitles

@ATTSportsNetSW @astros thats Jeremy Peña! #themaineman #gostros

Do not complain to me about high gas prices.

Just posted a photo @ Manhattan, New York instagram.com/p/Cbv_V7KO2ip/…