Randy

We need more book stores.

I’ve worked in retail for a long time. So it is 100% not surprising to me that people think their loud anger and indignation can force a company to make major policy changes.

My bedside table [REDACTED]

@jbviau Jk I like the Zahav / Dizengoff recipe when I’m making it. Otherwise whatever oversized tub from the supermarket will do fine by me. (Not Tribe. I’ll take store brand over Tribe.)

Hey if anyone wants to know where I’ll be if and when the lights go out at Twitter… …probably at my kitchen table with a tub of hummus and a sleeve of crackers. Please do not disturb me.

Someone close to me nonsarcastically said “Imgur is also great” and I just… He’s a close friend too. And he’s on Twitter. I hope he doesn’t see this. But if he IS seeing this: there’s no way I’m moving to Imgur. That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard.

Remember when I said that thing about mac and cheese? Good times.

Y’all know there’s shitposting on other websites too, right?

Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for some off-brand mac and cheese.

Here’s my hot take: I think you should also be kind to people who are bad at their job.

@Brian_A_Levine Lots of ideas these days have legs. It doesn’t always help.

Is this loss?

Twitter is like a baked ham. Mastodon is a roast turkey with stuffing. That to me is the difference.

Maybe NOW is a good time to start tweeting again.

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate

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@CristinaCFowler 2 years later. So much had changed!

@CristinaCFowler Hm yes maybe I’ll come back in 2022...

Hello I haven’t been on twitter dot com in a while. What are the good hot takes these days?

This is your reminder to put a chair behind the bar.