randy “coon”

anyone have some pennys?… we’ve all been there

takin this fucker to get wet. we are JAMESCREEK BOUND!!!!!! I can’t wait for these BBWs to get my ole hogg and drive off in the sunset

please repost or like if when you get drunk your dick just doesn’t work… i mean im aiming like a sniper and it sprays everywhere i just don’t understand ..

holy shit it’s like clock work every month @DavidSahlaney walks into the barber and he already knows what stiff sock wants, a fuck me up all around. #gaybarber

yea buddy that’s what happens when you take the black pearl… just imagine if we put them heifers in there ,my engine would fall out😂😂😂

what the fuck are we doing paul skenes 😭😭😭. fucking bozo put me in.#yourgirlfriendshot

Alright, what is going on at the University of Kansas😭😭

Tapping in early @creed_luver

me and @NickBonerBonino out here in claysburg… goddammmmm these women are fuckin crazy. Pretty sure i saw @NickBonerBonino touch a big ole girl, it’s happen before so this doesn’t surprise me. #AO #lank

word brother holding larry back right now might need back up!!!! #shestight

just sat down at the bar and this ginger fuck keeps playing eye tag with me…. must be something with st. pattys day there all horned up. #imscared #sendhelp

pretty sure i saw her with @LarryAngler78_ last night….

if anyone here is going to talk about buzzer beaters it’s going to be me… (Randy). CVS down here in jamescreek closing at 9 you know your boy got heavy foot even with the heifer in the back. #lank

@LarryAngler78_ @DavidSahlaney @Bennet67Baker Holy shit larry did you get her line?📞

This is the shit I see down in James creek absolute 🚀 @DavidSahlaney @randysracoons @Bennet67Baker

first day on the job how do my welds look…. i’ve been working nonstop for the past 12 hours man i feel great might keep going!!! #boogersugar

sorry twitter is being more difficult than trying to reuse a old condom anyway…HOLY FUCK the trout down here in jamescreek are HUGGEEE i know a good buddy who LOVES BIG OLE SLIMY TROUT. @NickBonerBonino #trousertrout #lank

@DavidSahlaney @me

#shrink wtv tf this is

This woman is driving bc i supposedly hit her (allegedly) i also drank a bottle of hennessy (allegedly )….Im fed with these women in jamescreek #overreacting #lank

@LarryAngler78_ hahaha buddy hope that was 3inch soft!!!!

@randysracoons Oh don’t mind that just doing some testing before I head down to James creek

Not sure what’s going on here, just borrowed larry’s tape measure from his truck ???!!!! WTF!!!! @LarryAngler78_ #lank