Stoaty McStoatface
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Stoaty McStoatface
@rantystoat
Contrarian, MI survivor, Celtic demi-god, attracts cats. Love Kent and York.
In a hedge Katılım Ağustos 2015
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It's not all trollops and debauchery in a paddling pool full of Butterscotch Angel Delight in the Thug Towers garden. For example, I'm drilling a billion holes into logs for an insect and bee "village". I'm about a ¼ of the way through.
I've not thought of a name for it yet.
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@FarRightSkip He’s so deep in the closet he’s eating Turkish Delight with the Snow Queen.
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He's always got his top off. The dude is gayer than Elton John and he eats dick for breakfast.
Prime Tate@primetateHQ
Andrew Tate’s rant about the only five real races in the world is going viral.😭💀 And it’s arguably the funniest clip on Twitter right now. 🤣
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@emilyhewertson Nonsense, Franz Beckenbauer is an obvious example, he won the World Cup as a player and as a manager, and he’s German. 😏
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Not a single foreign manager has won a World Cup final btw.
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International football managers should be the same nationality as the country they are managing.
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🇪🇸 Just a quick heads up...
As well as the players, EVERY club employee is going to Ibiza.
The club shop and offices will be shut until Wednesday morning.
We will see you then! 🤣
#YCFC🔴🔵
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Stoaty McStoatface retweetledi
I’m sure we have all now seen the footage of Metropolitan rozzers kicking a suspected terrorist in the head, repeatedly, when he was down.
We can all play a part in putting an end to this sort of police brutality. Mainly by not going around stabbing people.
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Stoaty McStoatface retweetledi
BREAKING NEWS: “Starmer denies knowing he was Prime Minister”
Sir Kier Starmer has revealed that no one told him until last Tuesday he won the 2024 election and had become PM.
He told Beth Rigby “I was totally kept in the dark by my officials. I’m really angry about it.”
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This turtle is obsessed with his cat friend
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@wheatfrom @ingelramdecoucy Romulans.
Anyhow, the obvious series is the lost years between Undiscovered County and TNG.
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@ingelramdecoucy Why has Star Trek consistently ignored the Beta Quadrant of the universe?
They’ve done the Delta Quadrant and the Gamma Quadrant, but never the Beta Quadrant!
What are they hiding?
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On the one hand this could be interesting, on the other hand I actually did watch Caprica so I’m aware that a Star Trek version of Caprica could also be not at all good. Because Caprica sucked
RazörFist@RazorFist
They made Starfleet Academy instead of this.
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The reply function on social media should be located after the existing comments. That should - hopefully - make people read what's already been said and reduce the number replying with the same exact fucking comment.
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@SUFCRootsHall Always held Southend in the highest esteem.
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@SUFCRootsHall That was three loud cheers up here in York.
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💪 We're in the lead after a frantic first 45 minutes!
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@elonmusk Yeah, but who cares? Actually cares? I could not care any less. It is as relevant to me as the annual awards of the National Association of Drinking Straw Manufacturers. Yet they’ve persuaded scores of millions that it has enormous global importance. It really doesn’t.
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Oscars have become unwatchable
Jimmy Failla@jimmyfailla
If the GODFATHER were made today it would NOT be eligible for an Oscar unless he transitioned to the Godmother and made someone an offer they couldn’t HEAR. You could still leave the gun but you couldn’t take the cannoli unless the baker supports gay marriage. RIP Hollywood.
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@anon_opin Did you not read that back to yourself before pressing the submit button?
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Nothing with cause more chaos on a local Facebook group than a debate about which fish and chip shop is best locally.
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Stoaty McStoatface retweetledi
@UKLabour Hi Labour,
Richard Tice followed tax rules and acted fully within the law.
In comparison, Angela Rayner committed a crime because she decided to just… not pay her taxes.
There’s a difference.
Hope this helps!
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On a serious note fellas. Don’t struggle. Always good to talk & get it out…….. 😩👍🙏🙏
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Stoaty McStoatface retweetledi
2026 is the 250th Anniversary of four key things on which our civilisation rests:
🇬🇧 James Watt’s steam engine (start Industrial Revolution)
🇬🇧 Adam Smith’s Wealth of Nations (free market economics)
🇬🇧 Edward Gibbons Decline & Fall (recovery from the collapse)
🇺🇸 Thomas Jefferson’s Declaration of Independence (created a new branch for Western civilisation to flourish within)
1776 - a banger of a year for publishing….
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I shall be emailing the CEO of ITV tomorrow to tell them there needs to be more smoking and swearing on telly.
This message made possible by Jameson’s finest Irish whiskey.
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I see the Iranians have appointed another older man as Supreme Leader. Would it have killed them to have appointed a disabled black lesbian transwxman?
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