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There’s been a lot of talk about the rules of the game, the choices people have made, and the consequences of people’s choices. We have no lives whatsoever, so naturally we have been reading the discourse and are ready to share some additional details. Even for the bears (fuck you). Let’s discuss! 🐟 - 🐟: Congratulations. Nihao, wealthy businessmen. You are the salt of the earth. True scholars. Spiritual warriors. You are the foundation on which this chain is built. We love you. Are you single? If you are, you won’t be for long. Each of you will receive an allocation .05% (not 5%, not .5%, .05%) for 10 Avax. If you don’t have 10 Avax, find someone who does. It’s like $140 (soon $290!) No partial payments. 🐻- 🐟: No sugar coating this, the bear is an asshole and ate the salmon. Personally, I think you shouldn’t get any allocation as a bear and should be executed in front of your peers, but sadly this isn’t feasible. Bears will receive an allocation of .045% of the supply in exchange for 13 Avax. You are scum, fuck you. The wonderful salmon participant is not without recourse, because we love you. If you chose salmon, and your partner chose bear, you will receive an allocation of .03% in exchange for 6 Avax. It’s better than nothing. No partial payments. 🐻 - 🐻: Eat shit, you get nothing. If it were possible to give you less than nothing, we would give you that. Sadly, not possible at this time. That’s all for now. Keep swimming.