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no No Yeptember

from up on my cloud you look like a disgusting bug

i think wherever you are, you probably belong there.

@100legs_NP @dieogoobb it reminds me of when cornmealius was small

テチテチ駆けてやんちゃ小僧なオドリコトビムシの幼体 同じとこでくるりと回ったので、やるかな？と思ったらやっぱりピシュン💨と瞬間移動をキメてた。直前の謎足踏み大好き。

like rock smash and cut

cornmealius is very talented at trading stocks, but its a waste of his time. he needs to learn real world-skills

everyone hates breakfast

which do you hate the most. personally i hate dinner so much

💡oil can take more than twice as long to evaporate than water at room temperature

most people don't really have cruelty in them. but they're all looking for a chance to try it on

if your name is more than one syllable i will never ever ever say it. unless your name is cornmealius

cornmealius is very afraid of dogs after i made him survive in the woods for three weeks. now i have to buy him a puppy so he wont be "damaged goods"

i mainly designed cornmealius to keep the syrup fairy distracted while i complete my work

cornmealius is so mad at me because he thinks i'm the syrup fairy who pours syrup on children's toys when they wont put them away

i believe this is something everyone must learn for themselves

cornmealius wants my help establishing a new sardinious region to make small fish and unsafe fermented products in

nobody likes to read someone else's writing. good writing is when the author pretends to be like you

in the nursery they had us visit the deep sea each day for exercise and asked questions about the animals that lived there. they would put their favorite answers on the board. what is the smallest shape you can see in your eye?

you're out of time

watching bees look for a flower is like watching can factorinacci beat googol

the humble flowering bee has the saddest story of any animal