Samuel

when she’s trying to see my dick when I’m on soft

@lordlamba1 rest!

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Angelina Jolie's daughter was cast as Maleficent because she was the only child who wasn’t afraid of her mom in the costume.

“This usher just drag my Samsung S26 ultra E don fall, ink choke the screen”

The older you get, the more you realize: – Alchohol isn’t worth it – Gym is therapy – Sleep is luxury – Health is wealth – Junk food is crap

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

@SomyEva @socetyhatesjay universal from mtn is 12k

@socetyhatesjay 😭😭😭😭 see as you move , mifi for who no guide ?

bro to bro: if you’re broke and you need quick cash to guide till you balance, you can downgrade your phone. if you don’t want to downgrade to a lesser phone, swap from your phone to the locked version or chip unlock, your vendor will credit you 100-200k depending on the phone. there’s no shame in it.

niggas don’t know the power of putting people on. na why them dey suffer when their time don finish

August is in two weeks??? This might be the fastest a year has ever gone by. Wtf.

this motion is proudly sponsored by God

Protect the Whores at all costs man!!!!!!!!! Woah😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Focus on your lane 🛣️ Bomb your way 💻 Ignore unnecessary beef No rip anybody No give girl belle Stack your money 💸 Repeat. on Repeat😤

@Kenny3277420962 @realkehn @mftopboy olobuuku; avast wey be 300 naira monthly

@realkehn @mftopboy Enter DM with 3k makw I give you avast

If cl give you number make you text ham, which texting app you dey use

school dey among wetin dey turn person to old taker

@saint_khush_ @Yolowrldd @udysznx bro, tell me say this one na joke? sell your car on top school? never!

@Yolowrldd @udysznx I don sell the car 😂

Make money. Get in shape and see how differently people treat you.

@6teenA83659 @restwellJnr express na 1k monthly

@restwellJnr Omoh make someone help my life with Express login cos I can’t afford subscription at the moment 😢

And they said fish no dey POF Again!! Lmao 😂

@ayo0696 from ss we de see grant, from caption yoy de talk say ticket update

If you dey like bomb come make we dey together... ticket update

This guy allegedly went to steal musical instrument and got caught. The Church decided to cruçif¥ 😩😨😭

I reduced posting WhatsApp status when I realized you subconsciously post what's going on with your life 😂😂