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hey let me jerk you off in front of a mirror so you can see how much of a needy mess you are

My sister is pregnant and she's looking for a baby boy name that ends with "on" Help her out before her husband suggests megatron again 😭

langdon is bisexual and he actually slept with some men back in college before abby, i just refuse to believe a straight man would keep up with garcia and santos lesbian levels of sassiness

I want him to be so needy for me that every time we graze each other he starts to leak precum like a loose faucet

Sex that starts off slow and sensual but because you can't help yourselves it turns into your filthiest, roughest, hate-fuck coded I'm-going-to-Hell-for-sure sex so far.