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@johnPrinceH Mum ;how do you visit her? Me ; Medication

Mum; John, do u have a girlfriend? Me; yes, in a different nation. Mum: Which nation? Me; Imagination.

@2HiGHIAN @sk_bongomin93 Never 😂

@sk_bongomin93 Call me a pig if she claps back 😂😂😂

Gen. Muhoozi has warned the so-called "Stock mpya" to be very careful, he says whether Mzee calls you at midnight that doesn't make you anything in his government, where does this leave Nameere??🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

@Sandrah_ug @DaudiKabanda I bring popcorn 😂

@DaudiKabanda Here we go, let me sit

As you also prepare your declaration forms from all the polling stations of Masaka City. Justice Teko has already been guided on how to deal with that case.

@BalaamW22 Cook cook dat ting 😂

Nameere is clinging on a sinking ship😂😂😂😂. It's hard to defend masaka people 🙌🙌

@Ntalebrian22 She is just shooting herself in the foot

Nameere has said mbu Kabanda recently scammed president Museveni over Shs 500M. While speaking in a recorded video, Namere said she has reliable evidence how Kabanda got a woman whom she sneaked into State House and told Museveni how the woman was a second wife to president Kyagulanyi Sentamu and that she had evidence how NUP supporters were planning to pick up arms and matchetes to overthrow his government after 2026 general elections. Namere says Gen Museveni who was at that time very scared of the protest vote decided to give the woman who claimed to be Bobiwine's wife money over Shs500M not knowing it was a scam by Kabanda. After getting the money , Namere says that Kabanda took all the money from woman and threatened to throw her in Luzira prison if she ever comes out to claim the money. Namere further says Kabanda is always feeling jealousy for everyone who gets favours in government and that its the reason why he is now fighting the AAA.

@wafula_winnie1 Kukuruku cook dat ting 😂

Annita Among Annet Antoinette 😂

It costs you 0.0$ to retweet this, let’s help the family to find this boy.🙏

@KomugishaPeace You cant relate 😂

Footballers please explain to us, what is the importance of pouring water in gold?

@JustineNameere Obulamu bwensi buwoma yade bukaluba nga bugonda atleast we Ugandans are glad you know we think ill of you 😂

It's well Mama Rt Hon Speaker AAA Nnalongo waffe! You have braved all manner of false accusations against you, this is just passing wind! CEC vetted you and made it's recommendation and soon in caucas we NRM MPs who are the majority, shall support that recommendation accordingly!

@balamazef @kirya_ug 😭😭😂😂

@ras_Mathieu @kirya_ug Silly even

Have seen the plane, have seen the man with a hut, have seen the map, but what is this?

@ScenarioOfElon My dream is just to share a joint Puff pufff passs

☕🚀 Imagine Elon Musk randomly meets you in a hotel… and invites you for coffee 😳 What would YOU do first? 👀👇 A) 📸 Take a selfie instantly B) 🧠 Ask success secrets C) 😭 Forget how to speak D) 🚀 Talk about future ideas 👇 Be honest 😂

@kirya_ug Naye they are even dumb how do you put soap on top of bread 🍞

You invest in your daughter from birth, pay school fees, feed her, teach her how to cook, provide basic needs only for a random man to appear with this bride price requesting to take her as his wife.

@sk_bongomin93 Some resorted to using shoelaces as knickers 😂

Spice brought out all the Kampala animals 🤣🤣🤭🙌

@annetnamz @CarolPrim3 Not all truth is good to hear 😂

@CarolPrim3 So but it's gd to normalize posting without filters

What did I ever do to deserve all those insults ? I can’t even eat I feel so bad 😭

@mbales_finest Gwe eyo physical bulabe 😂

But how much does spice dance hall pay these dancers🌚

@roxie_ug You launched nuclear at a stray chicken 😂😂

*my FOOL is cancer free………

@AmberRayz Am just as happy as you rather happy for you 😂😂

TV came with a whole living room set😂😂

@mbales_finest Gwe mossad should just get you out of this one 😂

Eeeh😳😭😭💔💔, I am finished🤦‍♂️🙆‍♂️

@WaboyaE Nze i laugh at that bitch 🤣

When you're dating a coursemate and she raises her hand to give wrong answers in class 🥺