Ras - SAVE SHADOW&BONE.6🐦‍⬛.💣🔫.😇😈

May I present: Alec Hardy, Grumpy Hedgehog (a thread)

Happy birthday to this literal human angel and my soulmate who doesn't knowing that I exist 🤣♥️

Time will never change me and you.

From crow to torpedo in the blink of an eye. Watch out swans, it's coming for your bread!

@Ranguvar82 If the raw milk doesn't get you first 😂

@ras_elased I would let myself be eaten by zombies

No I want to win the lottery and go around the world visiting all my friends and having the time of my life

Guys if I die my future SIL did it, I have never felt such tangible waves of seething hatred rolling off of a person before. Her motive: my parents cut my brother out of the will bc she's a raging bitch. If I die someone make sure my case goes on Forensic Files. 😂

My brother's fiance needs to gtfo so I can edit my fic I CAN'T CONCENTRATE WITH HER NEGATIVE ASS VIBES IN THE HOUSE 😒

when you hand you phone to your mom so she can see a meme

Mysterious Man seen leaving Microsoft HQ

jesper! jesper! jesper! #sixofcrows

This.

This is going to be me in a couple of hours when I have finally posted chapter 5. PREPARE YOURSELVES MY DARLINGS. 😈

angst reader VS. angst writer

LISTEN MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU ARE FORGETTING SOMEONE 😡 hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/fxs…

This joke is intended for a very niche audience and that audience is me 😂

I got SO MUCH adulting accomplished this weekend and yet I got exactly 0% editing done for my fic and so I feel like a failure???

I have lost so much interest in new movies. Why? I used to love movies SO MUCH and now I don't know what's coming out and if I see a trailer I actively don't care. Everything looks awful. The only thing I care about is Sonic 3 bc my kids are excited and I'm excited for them. 🤷‍♀️

author has severe untreated adhd so pls kindly just swerve ur vehicle around any plot holes

had to draw show wesper as well😌✨ #sixofcrows