Derka Derka™

Minnesota as a whole has got to be some sick experiment to see how much a fan base can handle before they go off the deep end

breaking a trade in the group text with your boys and feeling like adam schefter >>>>

Managers of Kohl’s Atlanta locations right now

Nostalgia is proof that you are living a life worth living, it is a privilege to yearn for your own memories

I can’t love our team more man. This is awesome Bro said, “I feel like I’m on demon 😈 time” Get it kid! Justin Jefferson and KJ Osborn

In Wisconsin’s Lake Chippewa there is a “floating island” that locals often have to push back into place when it blocks the bridge that is the only passage between the east and west parts of the lake. The island is technically a 40 acre “flowage”.

Everyone complained about AXS last year. Using all ticketing sites this year. All my homies still do hate Ticketmaster but hard to realize one guy can’t change the whole system. It is intentionally broken and I’ll continue to feel absolutely horrible about the cost of tickets in an unfair market

Anyone else notice we just silently stopping using change in the past 2 years?

@CalltoActivism I’ll take “Things that never happened” for 500

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. 😂 A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper 😁

🤨🔥🔥🔥

Minnesotans are known to get reckless while cooped up during winter:

True.

Love the Brian Flores hire. Smart move. But somebody should tell him that the house in Maple Grove some realtor will inevitably try to sell to him is not 15 minutes from the airport and 10 minutes from the Vikings facility.

“did you watch the grammys” yeah right after i read the newspaper

I miss the crypto guys with the laser eyes telling us to “have fun staying poor” — where did they all go?

Had a nice time on the course today. 5 birdies, 1 bogey, no subpoenas. Very successful start to the week!