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loading screen tip: if you don’t like any of the beers on tap, you can order something in a bottle or a can

@Polymarket my life is a video game

At a weed store you can say, " I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker cake?"

the porter square escalator, cambridge, massachusetts

DONALD TRUMP (visiting Northampton MA): So you've turned this factory into a juice bar. Very good... BARISTA NAMED "FLOWER": It's actually a liberation-focused community hub. Juice is half price for femme and NB/trans folx. TRUMP (turning to reporters): It's an amazing system.

I heard the voice of God asking for a baseball. I had no choice but to deliver it to heaven.

Always been a fan of laughing and smiling

Far Cry 3 weed burning mission

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

one learns this very quickly in boston

tiktok as a boy is awesome because there’s people making 2018 toyota camry edits

Trump giving the rare “remembering that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice” press conference.

Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro dining with Salt Bae

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@fuglibetty If you can reframe it as an absurd performance in the grand theater of capitalism, suddenly the 9-5 doesn’t feel so suffocating.

Top 3 places: - On the train - Train station - McDonald

If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ricooooooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!