Rachel Asres

@NashSevereWx Thanks! We raised our house after the 2021 floods when we had to wade out through waist deep water- and it gets a little easier every time there’s water in the backyard but not in the house. We’ve gotten really good at telling the creek height!

@raykkel Looks like it'll probably crest right under 8 ft. Flood stage is 9. Good catch!

Jumped off stream due to the Severe Thunderstorm Warning being canceled. Thanks for all the reports earlier, they were very helpful - please continue to send any additional reports in with #tSpotter. Our flash flood threat will continue to linger.

@KAWhittlesey I asked Mussie if he wanted to be president when he grew up and he said “no, mom, I’m not a girl.” 🥹 may it be so.

me to every stranger for the next 36 hours

I’m now a single issue voter

Me when I have a concept of a plan

TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT ARE IN PRISON is like woke mad libs omg love

Trump: ‘I Am IVF’

Tampon Tim sounds like Santa Claus but for periods. Like on the night before you start bleeding he visits your house and leaves baskets of menstrual products under your sink. We should sing carols about him

For Donald Trump to be taken down by a Black woman, a prosecutor, is the poetic justice the country has been waiting for.

Possibly the most historic national ice cream day we've ever had

On Covfefe Day no less

@katunruh @lawrenceks Whoaaaa glad you and Mavis are ok!

@nashzoovet Totally fine! Just wanted to make sure.

@raykkel Good afternoon! Yes, since we are working vet hospital we can run late! We are hoping to start soon!

Make sure to slither up to the veterinary center to see an exam on a Mexican Pit Viper for an evaluation of a lump on the body. We will being the exam in 30 minutes. So make sure to come up and catch this amazing exam today! #nashvillezoo

@katunruh Who also beat them in the ACC tournament. Ouch.

@emilykmay Not to me, but a friend: brought her toddler in the bathroom with her after recently getting waxed and her toddler loudly asked, “mama, your bagina get a haircut?” 😂😂😂😂

There is no one louder, more observant, or as articulate as a toddler in a public restroom stall with their parent.

Hey conservatives, many people who have left the church and become “secularized” or “walked away” or whatever you want to call it, very very often have deep religious trauma - you’ve likely never been a safe enough person to hear about.