raymie

Sometimes you just NEED to eat a rotisserie chicken like a feral monster.

who up slouchin toward they bethlehem

Rust

in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that was foreshadowing

Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah

god i love me. i’m so smart and hot. really wishing me the best in life.

@aledee15 Hey!

Omg hi @raymie ❤️

This is the precise moment Scorpio season started.

what you call a nervous breakdown i call oops, accidentally saw things as they are

me to cat: c’mere, lemme kiss u on the mouth. I love ya cat: No — NO — but I will put one of my Fur in every meal you eat till the day you die, and in this way we shall be Together

"If you acknowledge that creative thoughts are the engine that drive innovation, suddenly creativity becomes really important."-@TomKelley74

don't change for anyone unless they are really hot and ignoring you

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MEN! Accentuate parts of your body you like e.g. good legs, to draw attention away from problem areas e.g. the things you do and say.

Tequila makes me "fighty", but it seems that bourbon makes me "internet stalky."

While we're on the subject of ridiculous things that could cause international incidents, do the Brazilians know that we call it that?

because of internet i now read kfc as kentucky fuckin christ

This isn't my first rodeo. it's my two hundred and sixth. fuckin love rodeos. season tickets, baby