Rbrad

Something about a home cooked meal on a stolen Pizza Ranch plate just feels right

At the age where my younger brother asks me adult questions and I pretend to know by using adult terms like IRA and tax return.

Type A people: do you have any organization advice?!?

Here to ask the tough questions again. Did you grow up with a fridge that dispensed water and ice?

Got the COVID vaccine today and I’ve already made it a personality trait.

With everything that happened today I know what’s on everyone’s mind. When are they going to make a South Park episode about this??

Who do I have to contact to get the person who designed the LATI billboards that say “Major in Epic” fired?

ISO: hobbies for middle-aged women to distract from the fact that none of her 5 adult children are married or have children.

@AGeffre Your mom had to play Santa throughout the years so you wouldn’t feel bad :/, sorry.

At work I told a kid wearing a Green Bay hoodie that Santa doesn’t give out presents to Packers Fans. Serves him right.

Ariana Grande is 5 ft tall, and in my opinion, that’s not very grande at all.

@SavannahSchorn I really don’t know what this tweet means

@SavannahSchorn You exude Honda Civic energy

Heart disease :-)

I’ve never had a gas station breakfast sandwich that didn’t SLAP.

Hiking but we call it extreme walking.

Either of you two bring that surgery garbage to wine night you best believe you’re getting roasted. 🤡

It’s really hard to be friends with girls who drink Stella Rosa

@callistakroon_ This is generally true

To families that repeatedly choose to go to Disney World: I hate you.