Rikki Mans

A+ work from the @FMRedHawks grounds crew 👌 via @TimTheTurfMan

@BigBrotherCA is 100x better than @BigBrother__USA. You can’t change my mind. 👏🏻

I only come on Twitter to see if Instagram is down or if there’s an earthquake😂

“I don’t get it... why don’t I feel good?!” - Me, confounded after two evenings straight of eating Funfetti vanilla frosting on stale graham crackers for dinner.

Biden should seek a recount of Alaska just to fuck with Trump's head

*Don't cry* *Don't cry* *Don't cry*

We did it, @JoeBiden.

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country. The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not. I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

Hey @realDonaldTrump, you’re fired!

Let’s recap. Trump spent months spreading lies about vote by mail so his supporters wouldn’t use it. Then Republicans blocked proposals to allow mail ballots to be counted quickly. Now Trump claims the counting of valid mail ballots is fraud. Enough. We will count every vote.

This race isn’t over until every single ballot is counted.

This is not just an election between Trump and Biden. This election is about democracy vs. authoritarianism – and democracy must win. The first way to do that is to get out and vote in overwhelming numbers and defeat Trump – the most dangerous president in American history.

the audacity of a 75 year old man to think he’s entitled to that decision, absolutely the fuck not

Every time I’ve said “what else could go wrong” this year, something else goes wrong. I’m so drained and tired 🤦🏻‍♀️

The President may hate the post office, but he’s still going to have to send them a change of address card in January.

Over the past few months, I’ve spent a lot of time listening to music with my family. I wanted to share some of my favorites from the summer—including songs from some of the artists at this week’s @DemConvention. Hope you enjoy it.

Get you a girl that looks at you like @BunyardRikki looks at @JimmieJohnson