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@ClaireMPLS I’d so much rather see a shortened regular season and have two days off between playoff games. Prioritizing volume over quality is such a mistake.

the league needs to start taking these soft tissue injuries seriously. this problem isn’t going away

@AbeStation2 @out_of_eggs @jzux And the new oligarch simp cuck incel AI slop boy twitter arrives right on time to shit on a brief respite from our regularly scheduled fire hose of MAGA garbage to not even let us enjoy one single joke. Your mom’s microwaved meatloaf tastes like shit. I pity you.

@rckelsoe @out_of_eggs @jzux When it was an echo chamber for the people who think men can be lesbians, and who said nothing about Joe Biden's obvious cognitive decline? I don't think so lol

A streetcar named lack of desire

@ClaireMPLS Especially with the price of tickets today. Home crowds used to be filled with a higher percentage of people who had experienced actual adversity in their lives. With average ticket prices hovering above $1000, of course crowds are less gritty in 2026.

spoiler alert: all crowds get louder when their team gives them something to cheer about! that's how it works

when the thunder went on a run and the lakers crowd's energy went down, i didn't hear the end of how terrible they were and how quiet it was. you could hear a pin drop in msg right now and it's "the cavs have done a good job taking the crowd out of the game"

@zillowgonewild Is this Jeff Goldblum/Zeus’s house in Kaos?

🚨🚨🚨 $400,000,000!!!!! Yes you read that right!! Here it is friends!! The most expensive home we’ve ever listed! The crown jewel of Los Angeles!! This home took a decade to build and was completed in 2018 on 8 acres of mostly flat space with views of downtown to the pacific Ocean. There is over 70,000 sq ft across multiple structures and is regarded as “the most expensive home in the USA (what better way to celebrate it’s 250 year anni than buying this). The main house has 10 bedrooms, 13 staff bedrooms and the guest house has 6 guest bedrooms with 10 more staff bedrooms. Currently listed for only $400 million.

@jzux I’m so conflicted because I tell the truth which I know I shouldn’t because I know they assume to triple it because everybody else lies

how I look at the doctor when I lie about how many alcoholic beverages I have per week

@jackfrank_jjf Feels like a long con to eventually "have to" implement relegation and get a second league going...

NBA: What if the way to discourage tanking is adding more teams to the lottery

@jkylemann Father time giving up the ghost trying to get LeBron to age normally.

@tim_cato Not to mention combining it with a devastating step back over one of the best veteran shot blockers in the league.

the behind-the-back pass into a nearly ankle-breaking relocation the other direction... no one else would even think to do this, much less dare to.

@tomhaberstroh This is why relegation is the only real tanking solution.

After last night's 31-point loss to Charlotte, Brooklyn is now 1-30 in its last 31 games against the 21 teams in the upper group (including New Orleans), which I call the A-League. B-League teams are 12-99 (.108) in March vs. A-League teams.

@iKnowBall0444 @BillSimmons Shaking with laughter that anyone thinks that Embiid has even one full playoff series in him before he’s back in street clothes.

@BillSimmons Don’t care retard. Embiid and PG cooking. East is shaking.

Det-Atl and Bos-OKC — two absolute banger basketball games right now. Also… TATUM!!!!!!!!!

i know the NBA will increase Stewart’s suspension because he’s a repeat offender, i just feel there should also be another clause that reduces it if you go after someone like Bridges

HARD AS FUCK 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Games Played Together Trae Young and Kristaps Porzingis: 3 Kyrie Irving and Anthony Davis: 1 Trae Young and Anthony Davis: ___?

BREAKING: The Philadelphia 76ers are trading guard Jared McCain to the Oklahoma City Thunder for a 2026 Rockets first-round pick and three second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

What stage of capitalism is it when the White House is rigging betting markets on how long its press briefings denying war crimes will last

@currypistonn Wemby and Castle have a shot.

The NBA might never see another duo like prime LeBron James & Dwyane Wade