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@ghostysapphic He's arguably Britain's greatest comedian at the moment and he's hosting a comedy programme. And somehow that doesn't make sense to you?

we as a society don’t hate jimmy carr enough

@NotFarLeftAtAll It's a practice run for when the call to arms happens, that's them driving in the opposite direction.

🚨 Something is going down in London Anyone know what?

@ClareTa97789912 @TiceRichard Funnyhow it was only 'miscalculated ' when she was found though

Now @TiceRichard Can you tell the country which is worse A paid politician who works very hard to avoid paying £600,000 in tax to HMRC and boldly never pays that tax Or A paid politician with a disabled child who miscalculates a tax payment of £40,000 and who quickly pays up

@Suffragent_ Swap 'Diversity is our strength' for 'exterminate ' in a Dalek voice. He's just a robot.

“People are using the situation in Iran to divide communities. Diversity is our strength.” - Starmer The man is a complete embarrassment.

@tiberiusfiles She's clearly alive, in your head, in your dreams. Lovely isn't it?

Thankfully she’s dead

@TheRealJamieKay Make sure you pick up the turd and put it in a bin. I'm talking to the dog, by the way.

Great photo of Mayor Sadiq Khan with his dog, Luna.

@terrychristian Please get off my feed, you colossal anus.

Utter prick

@Heccles94 You're right, twitter isn't. X is though.

Twitter is not a news source. Twitter is not a news source. Twitter is not a news source. Twitter is not a news source. Twitter is not a news source. Twitter is not a news source. Twitter is not a news source. Twitter is not a news source.

@campbellclaret I was gonna block you but your ironic tweets make me laugh. Ironic? Sorry, I meant moronic.

He lies so often he doesn’t know the difference any more.

@LukeONien It also helps when you can cling onto another players neck like you're a chuffing koala and not give away a penalty.

To any young kid reading this… I’ve doubted myself in every league I’ve ever played in. Ryman Prem. Conference South. League Two. League One. Championship… And even right before my first Premier League start last night. That’s not weakness. That’s being human. That’s being alive. When I was growing up, I thought Premier League players were superhuman. Like they never felt doubt. Like they never felt nerves. The truth is…. it’s often the opposite. Social media won’t tell you that sometimes you step out there with no confidence. That’s normal. That’s ok! You now have to then step out there with courage. Confidence feels good. Courage doesn’t. But you do it anyway. Show courage enough times…. You build confidence. Here’s the mindset that’s carried me for 31 years. When it goes well: I worked for it. I earned it. Well done. Watch it back. Get better. When it doesn’t: I know I prepared the best I could. It didn’t go exactly to plan. That’s football. But Well done. Watch it back. Get better. That simple recipe gave me a special moment last night. Leading the team out. Playing alongside a group that fights for every ball. Celebrates tackles. Gives everything for the city of Sunderland. And sharing it with supporters who never gave up, even after four tough seasons in League One. So if you’re a young player feeling doubt… Low confidence… Or like you don’t believe in yourself… You’re not alone. Every player feels it. Confidence isn’t something you’re given. It’s something you build. Bit by bit. Day by day. With courage. With work. With learning. Anything worth building takes time. But that’s what makes it so worthwhile! Thank you @SunderlandAFC ❤️🤍

@NotFarLeftAtAll What a fucking dickhead. Nothing a right hook wouldn't sort out.

What a dick ..

@donmcgowan Tell us you're a thick leftie without telling us you're a thick leftie 🤣🤡

When Ant Middleton, Charlie Mullins and Isabel Oakshott arrive in the UK as refugees, what should happen to them? Migrant hotel accommodation? Disused RAF base? That's how this works, right?

@tobytarrant Oh Toby. You should steer clear of all this shite.

"We defeated the parties of billionaire donors. We have shown that we don't have to accept being turned against each other at all" Well said Hannah Spencer. Hope not hate 😘

@redpilldispensr But on a positive note, at least I'll be able to dance now.

Move along, nothing to see here. Just graphene oxide reacting to frequencies. Millions of people now have this substance inside their bodies. Take a moment to consider the ramifications of that. 😳

@narindertweets She's stating her opinion. Just like you do on here all the time.

This is horrible Allison. Please delete and apologise.

@narindertweets Serious question- do you think England is currently great? Or is there room for improvement? Maybe you're the one with the problem and reading to much into it.

Princess Anne’s son-in-law, Mike Tindall, wearing a ‘Make England Great Again' cap. People excusing this as "rugby" connected. I did NOT look at that and think "rugby" , I thought MAGA. This isn't a good look coming from the Royal Family- pretty low.

@campbellclaret No need to announce your arrival.

Prick alert

@Heccles94 You don't speak for me

Britain hates you.

@Heccles94 Define far right, Harry. If you're using the term like Kier and the rest of the left, then you've really nothing to be scared of. You're being gas lit by your own team.

I'm not scared about immigration. I'm not scared about gay people. I'm not scared about trans people. I'm not scared about net zero. I'm not scared about people working from home. I am scared about the far-right.

@Keir_Starmer Do you realise how stupid you're making yourself look?

The sharing of non-consensual intimate images is utterly abhorrent. That's why when we learnt people were using AI tool Grok to make vile images, we moved quickly to get it stopped. Today, we are going further. We are putting social media companies on notice to take down any non-consensual intimate images within 48 hours. I know there’s more to do. Violence against women and girls has no place in our society. We must root it out.