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@hoskytoken @jpgstoreNFT

PSA: REMINDER: DELIST YOUR NFTs, CANCEL ANY OFFERS, LOANS, AND ANYTHING ELSE RELATED TO JPG STORE SMART CONTRACTS BEFORE MAY 23RD.

@hoskytoken @emurgo_io @Cardano_CF Guess I can see the future!

Proof that we should spend $200,000 to man these booths. Else they look… empty

@hoskytoken @IOHK_Charles Hey lipstick dick, Your mother was a snow blower

In an effort to bring the $HOSKY price closer to zero. Dear @IOHK_Charles, Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

@hoskytoken I'm DanArco An anagram of Cardano!

I’m Cardano. Are you?

@PaddyCTO You mean this doesn't already happen? WTAF

Cardano - Should for-profit apps that receive treasury funding be required to return a percentage of their profits back to the treasury?

@TapTools How's your taller sister?

i miss her so much 😭

@IOHK_Charles Thank fuck you're stopped licking his hole!

Whenever I pretend to be a doctor, I usually dress up as Jesus...

@hoskytoken @PythNetwork Always 0st place in the Pissathon

We were ROBBED of 0th place at the Pythathon! Our submission PythZERO had: ☑️ Zero commits ☑️ Zero code ☑️ Zero functionality ☑️ Perfect alignment with HOSKY The judges clearly don't understand zero-value DeFi!

@hoskytoken does this count?

If you can reply to this you are NGMI

@hoskytoken @hoskytoken you appear to have dropped your microphone! Are you concerned about Parkinson's disease or Arthritis?

HOSKY has put more TX on-chain than the founding entities. 8.1% 🫳 \\ \\ 🎤

@1981TractorGirl @MockTheWeek They do, channel 828 on Sky

@MockTheWeek Wish TLC had an HD Channel.

Your regular Sunday night reminder to catch all new Mock the Week on TLC at 9pm. Joining Dara this week will be Angela Barnes, Rhys James, Milton Jones, Sarah Keyworth, Glenn Moore & Ahir Shah. Don't miss it.

@hoskytoken We don't use that word in the hoskyverse, it hurts our feelings!

Is it time to rebrand the XRP army to Retard Army?

@hoskytoken I use my hosky for proping up a wobbly table leg, how can you call it worthless?

7 reasons why $HOSKY is speed-running to $0 and beyond (worst in class edition) 1.Arguably the worst branding in memecoins. We are a dog. With no utility. Named after a man. Our domain probably expires mid-tweet. 2.“This is Hosky” has zero historical relevance. No 2014 lore. No OG meme cred. Just pure, uncut digital nothing. 3.Hosky is Cardano’s embarrassment. Not integrated. Not supported. Not important. If Cardano is peer-reviewed science, we are the footnote written in crayon. 4.Cardano is a cult. Hosky is the cult’s group chat that got muted. 5.Built for maximum inefficiency. Infinite vibes. Infinite supply energy. Treasury powered by hopes, dreams, and loose ADA found in couch cushions. 6.Innovative products designed exclusively to do nothing. If there’s a roadmap, it leads directly off a cliff labeled “$0”. 7.One of the loudest communities in crypto. Not because we’re winning. Because we’re proudly, aggressively worthless. We aim zero. And we’ll probably miss and go negative.

@hoskytoken No puppies so!

HOSKY is Fixed.

@hoskytoken You know, I hear they have Twitter in Japan now too!

Replacing me running the twitter account with one of these… IYKYK

@hoskytoken The dollar is rugging

GM...

@hoskytoken Horskey??

Time for a re-brand?

@hoskytoken Nise 1, I solid all my $ABA and boat a sing copmany in mjnnesoata. Let me no if ewe knead eny worx doon

Sold all my $ADA and bought me a Minnesota Day Care

@WhaleFUD So did I but no one pays any attention to anything I say. $hosky to reach zero in 2026

JUST IN: Cardano founder Charles Hoskinson predicts Bitcoin could hit $250,000 in 2026.