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Bald people are NOT real. It's a lie.

@Pinkyregentess Oh, you really think so? (˶´ ᵕ `˶)

@reagent2476 It’s okay you are cute like one!

Ate part of my wall. Stomach hurts. :(

don’t cry over spilled juice that’s what they told me

@SGT_LCOYLE // not at all ❤️‍🩹

@reagent2476 (( does he know he is alive

@reagent2476 //AHHRHRHHEHEHRHRBHEH AWEEE AWEEE AWEEE

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// discovering sharpness tool on csp

@MilesUpshur1979 It just-- makes me sick, I don't like doing it.

@reagent2476 Sounds like you haven't been eating a lot in general

@Pinkyregentess I wish..

@reagent2476 …are you a little squirrel?

@MilesUpshur1979 I don't know... I usually have whatever seeds my rats find for me.

@reagent2476 That's not good. Is there anything else you like to eat?

@PhyllisFuttermn Thank you, mama. (´∀`)

@reagent2476 Poor baby 🙁 Mother can find something to feed you

@Pinkyregentess I don't know what you mean. Wood /is/ food.

@reagent2476 Das bad you need to eat food :(

@SGT_LCOYLE No, but they are my friends. :)

@reagent2476 are you a termite?

@MilesUpshur1979 The pudding is different, I don't like it anymore. I think the cook has always had it out for me. I swear.

@reagent2476 Did you not eat anything else today?

@SGT_LCOYLE To eat, of course.

@reagent2476 to. eat or to make another.. nest.

@SGT_LCOYLE But they took away the sticks from my under-bed nest, I wanted wood.

@reagent2476 yeah i dont think youre sposed to do that.

@wh_stleblower // shhh... it'll be okay.. 🍌🍌🍌

@reagent2476 [[ always up to some monkey business here at target bro ]]

[[ low energy during the work week means ofc im staying 20 past close because we thought we had an aps case on our hands ]]

@wh_stleblower // THW MONKEYS ARE REAL AND THEY'RE COMING AFTER YOU

[[ JUST GOT CHASED TO MY CAR #OKAY. ]]