Bitcom

Dev note: Bitcom is a clean meme launch. No fake presale. No hidden team allocation. No artificial pump promises. We grow through lore, memes, X, community, and consistency. $BITCOM

Crypto is full of scams. Bitcom is different. We’re extremely open about being ridiculous. $BITCOM

Corporate Update: Bitcom has received multiple partnership offers. After review, most appear to be: “Free” Urgent Vague Written by a man named Sir Somehow involving payment anyway Legal has placed them in the ceremonial trash folder.

Tonight’s thought: You don’t build community by shouting “community.” You build it by being worth coming back to.

@BillyM2k 2.8M followers and 2K likes per post is less of an audience and more of a hostage situation.

why do i have 2.8 million followers now if you’re not a bot say hi so i can see my real number

Crypto is funny because everyone says they want “community.” Then they join a community and immediately ask: “wen marketing” “wen pump” “wen 100x” “sir reply” “dev do something” Brother, I am doing something. I am trying not to become one of you.

$BITCOM is what happens when a dot-com startup, pixel sunglasses, and Solana degeneracy shake hands in a dark alley.

The dot-com bubble didn’t die. It just went on-chain. $BITCOM

BITCOM CORPORATE UPDATE: We tried to increase market cap but accidentally opened Minesweeper. Further updates soon. $BITCOM

Bitcom is what happens when a 1999 startup pitch deck, a cursed browser window, and Solana liquidity all get locked in the same room. $BITCOM

Our roadmap: Q1: Load website Q2: Continue loading website Q3: Add spinning globe gif Q4: Change the internet forever, probably $BITCOM

Bitcoin: digital gold. Bitcom: digital dot-com bubble wearing pixel sunglasses. Know the difference. $BITCOM

Bitcom has no office. No boardroom. No revenue. No interns. No idea what year it is. Somehow, this is still a cleaner business model than half of 1999. $BITCOM

Since a lot of people are asking: Official $BITCOM CA: 7f7fkUmefkV5X5SYYwVcqTm2BGK2UqfaqjuUPM5Dpump Bitcom is already live on pump.fun. Verify the contract from this account only. Don’t trust random replies, fake links, or some goblin with a profile picture from 2017. WELCOME TO THE FUTURE. LOADING… 99%

@sinzuXP 7f7fkUmefkV5X5SYYwVcqTm2BGK2UqfaqjuUPM5Dpump

@realBitcom Already live on pumpfun Where is the CA?

They told us the dot-com bubble was over. We said: “Have you tried refreshing the page?” $BITCOM

@AlabiTaiwo5777 Already live on pump.fun. We’re in the early launch/reboot phase now — website loading, community forming, lore expanding. Bitcom was stuck at 99% since 1999. We are finally pressing refresh.

@realBitcom When are you planning to launch

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE. LOADING… 99% ██████████████████ ░

Bitcom was founded in 1999. The website never loaded. The founders disappeared. The business model was unclear. The mascot wore pixel sunglasses. Naturally, we turned it into a meme coin. $BITCOM

In 1999, Bitcom was going to change the internet forever. Unfortunately, nobody knew what Bitcom did. The website said “LOADING… 99%” for 25 years. Today, the servers are back online. Welcome to $BITCOM. Internet money. Meme power. Big future.