Boneduck

on the third day i arose again

@swanstaforever I was under oath cuz I had to hold it down

@realBoneDuck "sir, are you from houston?" Was so real

getting called to the witness stand on november 20 1945 in nurmerberg germany

this mf started with IBS and finished with a hemorrhagic stroke

you say 6 million i say maybe 250 thousand, lets call it somewhere in between, huh?

the exposure apparatus or whatever, lemme ask what it would call the crackgas chamber rq

my mom thinks AI gonna take over meanwhile im on hour 27 in the ventilation chamber

@MrBurnsHatesYou @ButtTonguer could and should frankly

@MrBurnsHatesYou looks GOOD

@MrBurnsHatesYou off the chicken pack 💯

@gaylittlepiglet fr imagine him with a BIG ole dumpie

This would have been way hotter if tom holland had a big ol dump truck ass

@MrBurnsHatesYou boneless and an assault rifle

@MrBurnsHatesYou x.com/realDonaldTrum… still holds up!

@CM147143 @swanstaforever @PalmyrPar converting aliens to my esoteric cult of personality before any mainline religions get their hands on them is my strategy

@realBoneDuck @swanstaforever @PalmyrPar This is not unique to Christianity. I am certain that if we discover aliens there are a group of people who will not rest until one of those aliens recites the Shahada.

People that “dislike small talk” are usually the types to never have anything meaningful or fundamentally interesting to supplant it with. They want to talk about the “big stuff only” and then they just say shockingly moronic things.

@CM147143 @swanstaforever @PalmyrPar the aliems can make it a baptism or a drowning, the choice is theirs 😎

@realBoneDuck @swanstaforever @PalmyrPar I remember people on forums in the early 2000s saying that once we discovered intelligent alien life people would abandon religion in droves. As if the first reaction wouldn’t be to try to convert all the aliens

im like if a cartoon became a person became a dickhead

@CM147143 @swanstaforever @PalmyrPar alien baptism has always been a priority one issue for me

@CM147143 @swanstaforever @PalmyrPar i dont know if they NEED to be but i think we should prioritize doing so

@swanstaforever @PalmyrPar there definitely is though so lets rap brother 😎

@PalmyrPar They be like let's talk about how there's aliens out there somewhere

how i feel when the gc coming to tell me happy birthday

and his name was Friday