Data Scientist Trump

Crooked Andrew Ng is soft on interpretability, supports open data, and wants massive neural networks. A formula for disaster!

Cheating on Kaggle by kernel hacks, or anything else, is against the rules. We are closely watching!

THIS IS WHY WE NEED DEEP LEARNING!

Magic Quadrant for Human Maladies

No matter what you give to Product Management, in the end, they will NEVER be satisfied. In the last fiscal year, they gave us NOTHING!

ENJOY THE KAGGLE COMPETITION, OUR INDUSTRY IS DOING GREAT!

I JUST GOT FIRED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PULL REQUEST!

Can you believe that I will be put on a PIP today by the Do Nothing CTO, AND I DID NOTHING WRONG! A terrible Thing. Read the Slack Transcripts. This should never happen to another Data Scientist again. Say a PRAYER!

Francois Chollet just got duped in an interview to admitting that he has been working on bashing Matplotlib for “two and a half years.” In other words, he lied. This was the Radical AI, Do Nothing Deep Learners plan all along, long before the "joke tweet". Open Source Hoax!

Approval Rating in Google's AI division = 95%, a Record! Overall Approval Rating = 51%. Think of where Matplotlib would be without the never ending, 24 hour a day, phony Witch Hunt, that started yesterday!

To Sundar: TensorFlow was FAR better than the new API!

Production would CRASH, just like in 2018, if any of those clowns became CTO!

95% Validation Score in @MLflow, and record setting mini-batch training that has taken place over the past two weeks. Thank you!

The Do Nothing DevOps should be focused on building up our infrastructure, not wasting everyone’s time and energy on security BULLSHIT, which is what they have been doing ever since I got overwhelmingly promoted in 2016. Get a better director next time, you’ll need it!

To show you how dishonest the backpropagation algorithm is, I used the function f, not f', in discribing the gradient. Low star count Tensorflow purposely added the hyphen and said I defined the gradient little wrong. A small but never ending situation with CNNs!

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No Crash, No Assertion, doesn’t mean Complete and Total EXONERATION from Undefined Behavior.

The just revealed Slack transcripts make the DevOps team look exactly like it was, a broken and corrupt machine. Hopefully, justice will finally be served. Much more to come!

@LambdaSchool All of this for great cost yet very little gain. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want hipster millennials to train my models! I want great computer science professionals that are allowed to easily and quickly take control of the AI!

Tensorflow is becoming far too complex to use. Computer scientists are no longer needed, but rather 22 year olds from @LambdaSchool. I see it all the time in many products. Always seeking to go one unnecessary step further, when often old and simpler is far better.