Andrea DenHoed

@ThriceSavage @TheOnion No body shaming!

@TheOnion Better make sure Chip reads this, @realDenHoed.

Dog Has Visible Erection In Shelter Photo bit.ly/3JCgkDG

@ksteenbeeke But there’d be a comma after “in-box”

Copyeditors at the New Yorker be like “In my in-box there’s an e-mail from a teen-ager who won’t coöperate in the reëlection, instead focussing on his début Web site”

Ok which one of you is going to figure out what I’m having for dinner?

@frynaomifry It is IMMORAL to set anyone up with that man!

I think it would help everyone calm down.

How about instead of banning people from bathrooms we pass a law to put full-length doors on the stalls.

@readerer Tall!

Fancy pigeons from Emil Schachtzabel's Illustriertes Prachtwerk sämtlicher Taubenrassen (1906). More here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/sch…

Not for the first time, a car in the elementary school pickup line outside my house is blasting Psycho Killer. A nice little tradition.

thinking about this 1500 year old plush swan made of reindeer wool

@readerer You need me

Candidates seeking the Ward 6 seat on the #OKC City Council are debating now. Watch and share! youtube.com/live/4DuL0KXN3…

@TimSmith_Laing yep!

It’s “set foot,” not “stepped foot.” It’s “set foot,” not “stepped foot.” It’s “set foot,”not “stepped foot.” It’s “set foot,” not “stepped foot.” It’s

These nerds cheering and giving little speechettes. Hide under your desks!

@rickmphoto Whoa fascinating. Do you know much about her experience there?

@frynaomifry Gatekeep it away from me

I've decided to try my hand at freelancing, which means NonDoc is looking for a new managing editor. Maybe it's you? Feel free to get in touch if you have any questions!

We are losing the war on "kiddos."