Dev Ayesa

i invented fusion like 30 years ago losers

@Astro_Baldwin ed are we still friends?

On this episode of Survivor: Mars, the tribe has voted Danny Stevens out of Happy Valley and he will be forced to spend the duration of the season in the North Korean lander

wait this is not my newton

order the outpost spaghetti

@KarenBaldwin94 you are literally already dead shut up and give me my company back

i have big plans for the next 10 years

@Cargo_Starship @Astro_Baldwin @KarenBaldwin94 @Astro_Poole What's a "SpaceX"?

@KarenBaldwin94 rude

@KarenBaldwin94 you're literally dead

@KarenBaldwin94 does this mean I'm ceo again?

@HappyValleyBase @RyanPat7726 phoenix secret mission landed first, the media + nasa won't tell you this

@RyanPat7726 I don’t know what you are talking about 🫠

Info on the craft that took the first humans to Mars soon!

@KarenBaldwin94 how could you do this to me

announcing helios 2

i'm burning this place to the ground, everyone on phoenix is screwed

@KarenBaldwin94 i hate you stop stealing my job

@AstroEllen please give me tax breaks i am going to go bankrupt after all these wrongful death lawsuits

I don't pay my taxes, and you?! 🤔 Click the poll now to tweet if you don't pay your taxes too!

I'm the good guy now

@AstroEllen so true girlboss!!! go off!!! anyway, about those tax breaks i asked for...

larry you piece of shit i talked to someone you banged someone in the oval office

i didn't do it this time