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BREAKING NEWS: It has been confirmed that Bigfoot CANNOT contract COVID-19 (Coronaviruse) so Squatchers will be allowed to carry on business as usual! I will report more information as I receive it including answering questions from those who are worried.

Sorry to all the patrons on the edge of their seats waiting for updates... no service deep in squatch country! We’re closin in on the hairy fella more to come tomorrow #TRUSTTHEPROCESS #WeHere

🚨 ALERT 🚨: Day 1 of the Macomb expedition is underway! Progress reports will be posted all day. Stay Squatchy! #WeLikeSquatchinYesWeDo #SQUATCHUP

Update:

💥 BREAKING NEWS 💥: We’re back 💢😤💯

Ian hits makes birdie while Griffin fell apart for a double bogey. Kingsley “made a massive comeback” to tie jack. Griffin has to eat dinner so we are finishing this round, and playing the next, tomorrow- George: E Trude: +4 Brandle: +17 Bristol: +17

After 6 top has remained the same but jack is starting to get flustered: George: +1 Trude: +2 Jack: +14 Kingsley: +15

After the first hole- Trude: E George: E Bristol: +2 Brandle: +3

3 clubs through 7 holes

2 clubs thrown

“I’ve only thrown 1 club today Pussy” -Jack

We are underway!

Due to errant sleep schedules, tee time has been pushed back to 4:00 P.M. eastern time. Kingsley, Ian and Jack are on the practice green just waiting for Griffin. Is this a mental tactic?

Kingsley Brandle and Jack Bristol will be the dark horses due to Kingsley’s refusal to hit anything longer than a 7 iron even on par 5s and Jacks temper on the links. The over-under on clubs thrown by Jack will be 3.5 for the first day.

Ian George should follow closely but it’ll come down to whether Griffin allows him to use his 3 wood during competition...

Grab you koozies!🏌️Tee off for the first annual Grassman open starts at 12 P.M. eastern time. The 4 man tournament is played three days at three separate courses ⛳️ . Grand champion wins a McChicken and a Bacon McDouble to do with as they please!