Oddio

Your mom’s a high protein hot pocket

I just saw that they have high protein hot pockets now and I’m kinda upset about it

Who knew a picture of a lime looking like a vagina would be my highest viewed and liked/reacted to story on IG 😆 Not the limeussy 🍋‍🟩

Costco is one of my favorite places to go in the world

Chat, what are we thinking about the flamin hot dill pickle Cheetos? I need REAL opinions!

That time of year where it’s hot af during the day but as soon as that sun goes down? 🥶 #Atlanta

I’ve been finding a lot of solace lately in my mornings by getting slightly stoned and drinking coffee while reading my book in my living room 🍃☕️📖😌

Your expectations of me are not my responsibility. Your image of me in your head is not my responsibility. Loving, growing, and learning with you were my responsibilities.

I call you Voldemort now. He Who Must Not Be Named.

I’m achieving all my goals like I said I would. On my own time. Without someone else’s expectation of me. My ex is probly watching tv somewhere. I’m about to be a home owner. The rest is going to be history.

My friends are in love, with American girls

Champagne and Strega

@otokyo__ I could but I would absolutely not want to. Being alone reinforces how alone and single I am and so I’d just be in my head the entire time and eventually crash out 😞

single men's over 30 — Honest question. Could you travel alone for a week with no friends, no partner, just you?

The sexiest thing a man can do is have at least one Pokémon plushie in his bedroom

The worst part about life is just having to accept people being terrible and you can’t do anything about it except deal with them.

Look at the cookies I made for the partyyyyy

The party I’m at has a pb&j station. I’m obsessed.

Relationships should be something that exists for us to heal together.

Beware the ides of March!

Ngl I kinda hope to be an in-app famous gay (bi) on here some day. I see people thriving on here by just posting random thoughts, astute points, and very minor thirst traps #goals