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what percentage of gym trips are actually just for the smoothie afterward?

Instagram will lead you to the real girlfriend if you pay attention.

Under what circumstances should you marry a lady with a kid ?

What is extremely unhygienic but everyone seems to do it anyway???

Guess the influencer

name one thing more valuable than money.

who decided coffee needed 38 ingredients?

what percentage of gym trips are actually just for the smoothie afterward?

That fake attention men show to women with fat ass needs to be study

What do you look for in a partner?

What’s a life skill nobody warned you would take this much mental energy?

It's called "The Mall" because instead of going to one shop at a time you can find "them all" in one place🫨

I went out with a guy who invited me to a "trendy new cocktail lounge." When we got there, the line was wrapped around the block. He immediately turned to me and said, "Hey, can you use your charm to talk to the bouncer and get us in? I hate waiting." No problem. I walked up, smiled, worked a little magic, and got us waved right past the velvet rope. But in my mind, the relationship was immediately reclassified. We were no longer on a date. I was now his unpaid fixer and logistics manager. So for the rest of the night, I treated him exactly like a high-maintenance client. When he talked about his problems, I nodded professionally, checked my watch, and said...

What's something you tried once, then immediately decided 'No way!' for the rest of your life???

“I’m going to ignore him all day so he knows how angry i am!” also him:

Be like a dick, fall and rise don't be like breasts.

Disappear.

From late night talks to ‘will you be my girlfriend?’ real quick.

She riding reverse and you slapping her ass while trying not to bust in 10 seconds flat.🫠