father figure

rufus du sol you bloom my inner so good

words by big thief

i cancel plans for a living

mom, dad, I'd like to introduce you to the girl I play the NYT games with

accidentally got my team addicted to wordle n now our morale is directly tied to a 5 letter word lmfao

i cant handle change

man

headache

dont hate it here for a change

what seems to be the fuck

lost my favourite pair of pants and i havent been the same even since

passionate from miles away

If you think I tweet a lot, imagine what it’s like in my head.

im too pretty to worry abt the metrics

@ad_waitt whore members?

#whoremembers me

and for my next trick ill need a pack of marlboro reds

fuck it ill get better i always do

its terrorize yourself tuesday

content

theres a place down the road where we can waste the whole afternoon