chef rav

@coraxpbs Fake fan. His last name is Pippinpaddleopsicopolis

percy “don’t touch her” jackson and aang “don’t touch her” no last name

@NobodyIsOurGuy This game is the video game equivalent of The Chainsmokers. Preppy "look at me I'm so edgy rebel millenial" themes.

I only heard the audio and thought she was just exaggerating to make fun of her dad's paranoia, only to realize she was dead serious and the creator severely lacked the experience of getting punched square in the mouth in real life.

@Syddy___ @tom_nuke1 But it can also be used for an anti-cheat device. The device (I assume) locates the sections in memory that your game stores its variables, and using DMA its modifies the variables. I'm guessing your OS doesn't detect this bc the card doesn't actually communicate with the OS.

@Syddy___ @tom_nuke1 how to copy and retrieve data to/from memory. So a peripheral using DMA can directly read/write memory while the CPU continues to perform other tasks, which is usually used to perform real-time tasks like audio processing without bogging down your CPU.

i had to post this pic, its funny af

@iEatJewBabies @e10pat @KrizFreako @_Zojka

@e10pat @KrizFreako @_Zojka This is retarded lmfao. Nobody thinks it’s adequate coverage it’s just better than being in the open numb nuts

What do these people think happens to their cars when it rains on their driveway?

@ch1vtar @Heav2point0 @LukasHozda Funnily enough that's completely unnecessary

@Heav2point0 @LukasHozda replace last m with a t

Pronouns community inventing regex from first principles

@Brobro_103 @seamholder The schools pay, not the students lol. But still really fucking annoying that they're doing this during finals

@seamholder Hackers who are so desperate for money to the point that they go for college students

WHO HACKS A WEBSITE FOR SCHOOLS. SORRY IM ON HERE BUT ALSO I’M SO PISSED I HAVE SHIT DUE THIS WEEKEND FOR FINALS???

hantavirus stuff on twitter just wiped out about 4 months of rigorous CBT for my OCD

You're not supposed to use 3-in-1 shower gel, it violates the Unix philosophy

@dannycantalk Congrats, you are now stuck in traffic but underground

"But what about traffic?"

I do not want a walkable city. I do not want trains. I do not want busses. I want a car that can take me anywhere I want at any time. I don't want to be dependent on transit schedules. I want to choose who I'm traveling with, rather than going for luck of the draw. I want to be able to control my own climate while traveling. I want to be guaranteed a comfortable seat. I want somewhere to keep my things during a day out instead of having to carry everything with me. I want to buy and take home loads of groceries too big to carry without having to trouble myself with delivery services. I want to go through drive thrus. I want to be halfway home from work and impulsively decide to go to a restaurant on the other side of town and just change direction immediately. I want to drive around a new city to take in more than I could on foot or on a fixed route. I want to do road trips where we make up our journey as we go. I want to explore my own city at will without any particular plan. I want to visit small towns out of reach of even the most expansive proposed public transit systems. Essentially, I want freedom.

absolute kde domination

@NoctreSharp @rawriekawn @rovarma "installs the software who-knows-where" The humble 'which' command:

@rawriekawn @rovarma the command installs the software who-knows-where, a regular GUI installer at least lets you choose the install location and often has toggles for more features. CLI installation works fine for CLI tools, not for regular software with UI.

This is 100% true, but Linux devs were and are in denial about this. There’s a reason the install page for every cross platform app looks like * Download Windows installer * Download OSX package * Click here for Linux install instructions that may or may not work on your distro

@plain_see @f_trnt Genuine curiosity, if you don't believe gravity exists, what do you think is responsible for objects falling towards Earth?

@f_trnt 😂😂 Objects Fall, therefore, all claims of gravity are real and true. Nice logic.

Trillions of Gallons of Water… Simply adhering to a sphere, because of what? Unproven theories?

@FTFEofficial Not refraction. This is reflection, the laser beam is being reflected off of the water's surface due to the critical angle being exceeded.

Lasers bend over water due to refraction. Cope more

@ViolntUndrtones @FTFEofficial LASERs (Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation) are made of light (not plasma), which is EM radiation. An EM wave will fully reflect off of the boundary of two materials when the critical angle is exceeded. (Source: Balanis' Adv. Eng. Electromagnetics)

@FTFEofficial lasers ionize air particles it into plasma which creates a channel for the beam of light to travel through. There is no way to gradually bend a laser. It can only be redirected with a solid prism. Weapons targeting systems wouldnt work if a laser could be refracted in the air.

@SanestTUYUFan @spinelessaisha Yeah it's less bitter that way, you also use low temp water. I tend to add more green tea than recommended so I can taste it more tho

@spinelessaisha you're supposed to steep green tea for just 2 mins?

SURE BRO. THANK YOU KDE PLASMA TEAM FOR BRINING US THE ABSOLUTE ESSENTIAL SOFTWARE FOR OUR DEKSTOPS.

@luciascarlet Yet another plasma W

did you know that if you have a desktop, you can probably control your monitor’s brightness from your computer, but your OS won’t let you because… fuck you? there’s a standard called DDC/CI that’s been around FOREVER and is rather well-supported across monitors that allows hosts to send control signals, notably brightness, to the monitor but most operating systems and desktop environments simply can’t be arsed to support this feature natively as it can unfortunately also be finicky at times, unless it’s a built-in (laptop) or first-party/“blessed” display (Studio Display etc.) KDE Plasma has native DDC/CI support, but macOS and Windows don’t, although the Microsoft PowerToys team is working on a semi-official utility for this called PowerDisplay on macOS, you can use BetterDisplay to control external monitor brightness

@h4ltroy @meowkoteeq You just spawned twenty forum posts of people beating their chests about how their favorite DE's software is better (they're both ass)

@meowkoteeq kde klitoris vs gnome pussy

devs naming an app: macOS: Swoomp Windows: Internet Manager 6 Extreme Linux: klitoris

@AugustoRom84603 @Pete_Riot @Leophilius I mean it's a question I could see myself asking, but the problem is that they're trying to use the question to "prove" flat earth

@Pete_Riot @Leophilius I learned that today. You see? It's not a stupid question, it provokes thought and expands the scope of curiosity.

Holy fuck they don't understand what sublimation is.