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#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIX @Chiefs @Eagles @KermitTheFrog

@RealSkipBayless Stfu Skip, I can’t believe you can still talk with all the Jerry Jones semen you’ve ingested. You are a wrinkled old amoeba dick that just needs to move the F on in life,

CONGRATS TO MY MAN STEPHEN A.! And condolences.

@EliotShorrParks Omg Eliot Shart-Farts…you try sooo hard to be relevant…you are worse than the shart in your own Batman Underoos…you suck and the Daily Turd can go F itself

Eagles begin Phase Three of OTAs this week — also known as the real part of OTAs where they play football 1 v 1s 7 v 7 11 v 11 Hurts, Devonta, Lemon, Wicks and the new WR unit all on the field There will be tweets (and stats) #🏈

@ScrapDaddyAP It’s official…Adam Pearce drinks HHH’s pee on a daily basis….you sick Fuck

It is official.

@RealSkipBayless Thanks for the breaking news dick-tard. How about when James Hard-on actually does sonething in a meaningful game, you tweet that. If Abraham Lincoln’s dick was alive today, it would look like your old ass face. Suck the fat one Skip

In a must-win home game, James Harden went 1-7 from 3 with 5 turnovers. In the biggest playoff games, he plays with no follow-me fire, no apparent urgency or energy. In the postseason, he has too often displayed loser intangibles. Congrats, Cavs.

@stoolpresidente Why am I seeing a post of Dave Port-Annoy whacking off his dog? I’m telling @peta

LETS GO!!!! #knightsoftheroubdtable

@barstoolsports Such a deuschebag…why don’t you tell everyone the truth, that you really wanted to have a dick in your mouth for that pic but had to settle for a cigar?

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@RealSkipBayless Skip Bayless looks like the result of a guy who tried sucking his own dick all his life, failed, then decided to settle for blowing farm animals.

NOW AJAY IS OUT, TOO??? YOU'RE KIDDING. SPURS WIN EASILY. THIS IS A JOKE.

@EliotShorrParks Shove your numbers crap up your wazoo Eliot Shart-Farts. You are as deep as the bottom of my trash can. Please stop with the DAILY TURD crap. You suck.

Daily Bird! May 20th: ** What history says are realistic expectations for Makai Lemon ** The numbers 78.6 & 74.2 ** Did Eagles miss the chance to cash in on McKee? ** Why you should go adopt a dog patreon.com/posts/daily-bi…

@BethardDaniel @EliotShorrParks @SportsRadioWIP Planet Dicktard

@EliotShorrParks @SportsRadioWIP I can’t take this clown. What planet is he from?

It is wrong the NFL is taking both Thanksgiving and Christmas from Eagles fans It should be one or the other. Not both.

@notcrotonix @EliotShorrParks

@EliotShorrParks holy shit here you go with your abysmal football takes and it’s not even training camp….

@EliotShorrParks Go cry about Xmas to your hero Mr Hanky Poo. You SUCK ELIOT SHART-FARTS

@EliotShorrParks @SportsRadioWIP @PhansofPhilly If you go to London ELIOT SHART-FARTS, be sure to pack extra underpants. You stinking hack.

My advice to anyone thinking of going to London to see the Eagles: Go with @SportsRadioWIP & @PhansofPhilly It’s the only way to be around the largest number of Eagles fans during the whole trip and game, which imo is the most important part of going: phansofphilly.com/eagles-travel-…

@BrianCaldNBA You have to be the lamest dick-tard on the planet. You put 2 seconds of thought into your posts, although that’s prob all the time you have to tweet since you constantly drink your own piss. Still can’t believe you actually did that in high school for a half a pack of skittles

@EliotShorrParks and YOU Eliot Shart-Farts owes us all a break from from your toddler-like, coma inducing tweets. #deuschebag

The NFL owes it to the Eagles to have them open at home They have been on the road 4/5 seasons since Sirianni and Hurts took over Insane

@King_GT22 @EliotShorrParks I guess Eliot Shart-Farts went 20 minutes without giving us a brain dead, pre-school tweet so this is what he came up with.

@EliotShorrParks Why does that matter? You still getting the same amount of home games as the rest of the league. Why are the Eagles owed that? Is that going to make them a better team? Is that going to make them have more home games?

@EliotShorrParks Oh yes! Time for another drop from the DAILY TURD. This dog has better tweets than you. You still suck ELIOT SHART-FARTS #eagles #sharted

Daily Bird! May 12th: The Eagles own the Giants the same way the Knicks own the Sixers patreon.com/posts/daily-bi…

@EliotShorrParks Great, thanks Eliot Shart-Farts. I’m surprised you didn’t include some preschool turkey graphics with that ever informative tweet. You suck…eat a turkey dick.

Eagles announce they are playing on Thanksgiving vs. the Cowboys Week 12 at 4:30 PM on FOX #🍗

@stoolpresidente @barstoolsports @sixers When I saw your post I thought Sasquatch’s left nut stole a hat and started tweeting.

I want it on record I’m rooting for the @sixers today. We gotta avoid the double broom 🧹🧹

@RealJamesWoods This shit would NOT go down at James Wood High. WTF

This is unfixable.

@RealSkipBayless This picture reminds me of a wrinkled penis with a severe degenerative condition standing next to a mint chocolate chip cone. F you both.

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