harbringer of cuteness (APRIL FOOLS)

bow down BEFORE ME! HAHAHAHAH>:3 #parodytwt #aprilfools

@TheDarksSword "Don’t make me laugh.” "The real one would held his stance with explanation.”

@realhumanwitch0 No.

@realhumanwitch0 … I surrender myself fully… no friends… no happiness. Merely darkness. Only the fragments of my past needed friends…

@TheDarksSword "Then get the fuck out of here; I wanna speak to a cookie! Not some mindless robot."

@realhumanwitch0 I will not… have friends.

@TheDarksSword *she whacks dark choco with a staff.* "Heed my warning, if you don’t listen. I’ll do more with the staff."

@realhumanwitch0 No. I will do as you ask. But I will not leave and I will not let my emotions control me.

@TheDarksSword "I’m kicking you out, our best efforts is when we are all communicative."

@realhumanwitch0 What?

@TheDarksSword "…" "Your fall."

@realhumanwitch0 I have been too close to my past too long. I will not let my memories haunt me anymore.

@TheDarksSword "Your behavior."

@realhumanwitch0 What kind of context madam?

@TheDarksSword "I want better context than that!"

@realhumanwitch0 I have no need for friends. I have no need for happiness. They drag me down from my goals. I surrender myself to the darkness.

@Forest_Twlight "Me and dark choco are already punishing him."

@realhumanwitch0 "Licorice,"

".... What....is wrong....with me?"

@NECROMANCYYY "…dark choco slap him for me."

@realhumanwitch0 How do we even know she’s sentient

IT’S NOT BULLYING. IT’S DARK HUMOR. TALKKKKKKK about tough crowd. 🫩

@Forest_Twlight "H-Huh?!" She completely flinched a little hearing something so unexpected.. "Who told you that?"

@realhumanwitch0 "....I got....asked if I could...be aborted,"

@Forest_Twlight "Shroomy. Shroomy made me this way, don’t worry. Your.." "Bah, forget it. Just tell me what’s wrong. I can’t let my reputation look plummeting because of your looks."

@realhumanwitch0 "....I know... Why are you small?" [-There's this weird tone to her voice, almost upset-]

@NECROMANCYYY "LICORICE COOKIE, DO YOU KNOW HOW FRAGILE HER FEELINGS ARE?"

@realhumanwitch0 I DIDN’T MEAN IT AND I MADE IT UP TO HER

@Forest_Twlight "Yes, tis I. Dark enchantress cookie. "

@realhumanwitch0 ".........,"

@Longan_Dragon_ Free crumbl cookie 20 dollar gift card

@realhumanwitch0 No, i dont bow before you vermin who crumble cookies.

I believe i have made it to my… final; destination

@TheDarksSword hahaha! I’m more POWERFUL THEN EVER! *she waddles to dark choco, she’s literally extremely more smaller then him, smaller then his sword.*

@realhumanwitch0 I’m… uh… terrified.

bow down BEFORE ME! HAHAHAHAH>:3 #parodytwt #aprilfools

@TheDarksSword Oh what’s wrong-w-? afraid of my NEW presence?!

@realhumanwitch0 Madam?