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@tysallee Ummmmmmmmmm I have not seen THAT movie.

I want to be like the Unabomber except I don't kill people. Instead I just sit on the beach and get high all the time and once a month I help local police solve a mystery or something.

@BlueVueProp READ THIS

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Just saw some people i knew as freshman in high school at whataburger. They must think im a bum, because i sure looked homeless when i walked in.

@tysallee At least he can spell 🤣🤣 handwriting!

@tysallee Also, the “restaurants” with water cups where you fill up your own drink are usually serving crap that would scare most healthy eaters.

@tysallee If you’re trying to be healthy wouldn’t you want the exercise?

@txhomesforsale Getting my inheritance!

Summer is slowly ending! What has your favorite part of this summer been? #LetUsKnow

@BennWaddington @FrankLuntz @ericbolling @OMAROSA And he said she usually had someone who stood behind her, going, “Mmmmm-hmmmm,” after everything she said.

I’m in @Omarosa’s book on page 149. She claims to have heard from someone who heard from me that I heard Trump use the N-word. Not only is this flat-out false (I’ve never heard such a thing), but Omarosa didn’t even make an effort to call or email me to verify. Very shoddy work.

Democrats, please do not distance yourselves from Nancy Pelosi. She is a wonderful person whose ideas & policies may be bad, but who should definitely be given a 4th chance. She is trying very hard & has every right to take down the Democrat Party if she has veered too far left!

@realDonaldTrump You DA MAN!

@tysallee 😂You’re missin’ out!

@tysallee He said he was gonna leave his wife!