Kal K

First day of the season. Just as a reminder.

@ChiamakaAFC Silvestre Mkhitariyan

apart from Alexis Sachez and Van Persie, Name a player who played for both Arsenal and Manchester United. Impossible

Went from Istawoo Tarassoo Sawwoo Sufoofakum I'tadiloo Suddul Khalal Allahu Akbar To Morning Rachel, Morning Steve Take me back already (إِنْ شَاءَ ٱللَّٰه)

- Kurt with coldest diss lines on John Cena - “I may SUCK, but you just BLOW!” - Referee with insane beatboxing - Kurt dancing & vibing with the beats - Commentary team laughing their ass off - Big Show outta nowhere: “WELLLLLLL!” This segment was so freakin’ PEAK. 🔥😭

Brock Lesnar has revealed that his championships and accolades don't mean anything to him, as his kids are ultimately his legacy: “For me, none of my championships or none of my accolades, they all mean nothing. It means nothing to me. My kids are my legacy. I mean, in today’s dark-ass world that we’re living in, if you can come out and have good kids — I take a lot of pride in that. When parents come to me and say, ‘Man, your boys are really respectful.’ That pumps my tires, you know?” (Spittin Chiclets podcast)

THE RULER IS HERE AND JUST DROPPED BROCK LESNAR! 👑 DId @Obaofwwe just accept Brock Lesnar's Open Challenge for #WrestleMania?

Look back and thank Allah. Look ahead and trust Allah. That’s the best way to live in a world that has lost its moral compass.

Unbelievable monologue 👏🏾

🚨🚨🎙️| Amad's matchday preparation: "I wake up so early. I do stretching. I do stretching at home. "I pray first, and then, when I come here [Carrington], I take a little portion of, depending if we play early games, like 12, I take a breakfast. If we play at two, I take a little portion of lunch. "And then before the game, I like to listen to the Quran because it gives me a lot of energy. It's more about the religion, so I like to listen to more Quran instead of listening to music."

@AndyBurnhamGM @markgoldbridge

Sir Jim talking about immigration and people putting very little in to the system just to take benefits is quite ironic when the Glazers have never put a penny in to Manchester United and have constantly taken benefits/dividends out.

One and a half days ago. Mystic @markgoldbridge predicted a Romero red card! #mufc

Manchester United didn’t go from Erik ten Hag straight to Michael Carrick. We didn’t go from a team that struggled to protect a lead under Ten Hag to a defensively compact side just because Carrick has spent three weeks at the club. We didn’t go from a squad full of egos, indiscipline, and clubbing addictions to one built on athleticism, focus, unity, and hard work simply because Carrick arrived three weeks ago. We didn’t go from a team that was consistently outplayed and dominated in possession under Ten Hag to one that now controls games and dominates the ball just because Carrick has been around for a few weeks. We didn’t go from a team with serious goal-scoring problems under Ten Hag to one scoring for fun just because Carrick took over. We didn’t suddenly become a threat from set pieces just because Carrick has spent three weeks at Manchester United. A certain Portuguese coach ensured that ego, indiscipline, and toxicity were completely eradicated from the dressing room. He made sure deadwood and entitled players were cut loose. He made sure we became a possession-based team again that could match the athleticism and intensity of any opponent. He made sure we fought for every ball, scored goals, and converted set pieces. He made sure the players were united, the dressing room was healthy, and most importantly, that Manchester United became a joy to watch again after years of depressing football. His name is Rúben Amorim! Hate him all you want, but the truth remains: he is the single most important reason we are where we are as a club right now.

@BeckyLynchWWE She belongs in a cage. A steel cage with Becky Lynch!

NASTY NATTIE DOES NOT BELONG IN A WWE RING EVER AGAIN!!!

@Thecoachrules I hole he faces Punk so that CM gets to have the real main event

As predicted on Fridays episode of Off the Ropes I made these 3 predictions 1. Gunther goes over AJ because well that’s all they do with Gunther 2. LIV wins the rumble because she is elevating herself to the top of the women’s division and it makes sense 3. Roman wins the men’s because they want to reestablish him as THE GUY heading to mania and he will be main event on night 2.

@WWEGP I was hoping for this but i think we are / were just in denial.

Just a thought….. If Gunther enters the Rumble…COULD AJ interfere and cause him to be eliminated? Gunther, incensed, demands Styles be reinstated so he can face him again and they end up facing off at ‘Mania, with Styles’ career being on the line against something Gunther puts up (maybe never able to challenge for a title again or something?) Along the way to Mania, Styles ticks off a bunch of dream and ‘one last time’ matches? Or are we just dreaming? #RoyalRumble

Appreciate what you have when you are able to have it. Gratitude will make all hills a little less steep.

@DavinaRivers Im watching this episode right now on U&W - thank you for sharing your story! I’m really sorry for your loss and wish you and your family the best.

Could you please reinstate my husband Eric Rivers Enfield DIYSOS from 2012? It was removed from your scheduling when he died from Motor Neurone Disease and I’d love to see it repeated occasionally to raise awareness of the disease. Thank you ❤️ twitter.com/reallychannel/…

@notsam Why was Cody upset with Jacob Fatu when Jacob stopped Drew from escaping and then started beating Drew (cody’s opponent) On this stupidity alone, Cody Rhodes doesnt deserve a rematch.

Writing my outline for this week’s Notsam Wrestling podcast… 👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳