petra

why would leaders wage war when they could just slap the shit out of each other or thumb wrestle or whatever

and for my next party trick i will publicly post my support for zohran so that someone i found out thinks support for Gaza is antisemitic uninvites themselves from my housewarming

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me. His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard. This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

playing the victim after initiating what could literally be world war III is crazy work

me: anyone want a tequila shot? dad: uh ya! it’s a strawberry supermoon tonight he gets it 😌🫶🏼🌖

today’s friday the 13th which reminds me of the time my grandfather refused to pick me up from the train station because he doesn’t leave the house on friday the 13th

People in LA are protesting because of injustice and human rights. MAGA rioted because they lost an election and their feelings were hurt.

cancelling every subscription i have i srsly need to save rn bc hundreds of apps later and i still dont have a job

@maylinccompiano @james1228x and then when Mai cried over Chad leaving she was making fun of her for crying, like girl what?

@james1228x I was sooo mad, like when she started crying and everyone was mad at Mai, I was literally in shock. I mean, why didn't anyone support her? Ashley plays the victim very well, but I don't like her at all.

If anyone else is watching squid game the challenge, can someone please explain to me how none of the other contestants are standing behind Mei’s decision from the dice game??? Ashley literally let that man fall and was not willing to move until she had no other choice but to

@mira_jaar im eatin it all up

not me redownloading Twitter just to read tweets about Kissinger’s death

@Workday how long can we expect this outage to be for?

kind of insane that i cant get to south jersey from north jersey by train, like how is it that the farthest i can go is bayhead or trenton?? tf

my cousin is getting married this week and i’m SO excited!! the reception will be an outdoor festival with food trucks, i can’t wait

girl math is saying if i don't look at my bank account i can't see the money leaving and seeing is believing so i am not actually losing money since i do not see it happening 🤗

so much fire and angst 😂