The Really Real Adam
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The Really Real Adam
@reallyrealadam
Things that @therealadam actually says when he stops being polite and starts getting really real. As transcribed by @courtneypo
House of Short Katılım Ocak 2011
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Butts are the new boobs, and now lips are the new butts.
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I got it, but I didn’t know skanks were covered in the Bible.
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Is it ever *not* Truck Month? I feel like Truck Month has just become the general vibe of America.
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I didn't know there were women in the Harlem Globetrotters now. That's good!
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It’s kind of easy to see how the band Coldplay contributed to the creation of the brand Goop.
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Everyone has buttholes. Like, everyone is in the demographic for buttholes.
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I don’t really want to go to ComicCon, unless Rhys Darby is going to touch me on the shoulder like Jeff Goldblum did.
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Noah Kahan is like if an almond Snickers became a real boy.
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Don’t let moderate to severe plaque psoriasis be your identity, girl
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Do you think Chevy Chase has realized Selena Gomez has replaced him?
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How much to get a computer that doesn’t ever remind me that Schitt’s Creek exists??
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Are we sure that Jack Harlow isn’t post Malone with all his tattoos erased?
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