pastrami on rei 🐀

"I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in." -George McGovern

This needs to become illegal. It is data collection + intimidation of existing employees + stock market manipulation + HR pretending to be working. Literally nothing is good about it and it damages the social fabric a lot.

Oh, there’s six malort infusions. Rank them.

my philly roommate is going to great lengths to find a halal version of "scrapple," which is a food she describes as "kind of disgusting," for me to try

@emwhitney That makes sense for you

@reallyrei I will need a picture Also couldn’t be me I just bought a Bite Risk tee shirt LOL

@emwhitney Getting a label maker and putting that on my enclosure tout de suite

@reallyrei And moss is the perfect organism to pet! It will not bite, it’s short-ish, and moist!

@emwhitney I went on a hike and kept petting the moss so i get you

@reallyrei FINALLY someone notices

I wanna say fuck this job every day but it's actually a cool job I just be wanting to lay down 😭

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My boobs are big because they’re filled with hatred for the American government

you should be allowed to leave work early if your heart just isn't in it today

GIRL I'm Bored, Let's ratio this person that reposted my work without permission

please come on this journey with me

greatest achievement in american architecture gotta be Garage Full of Bullshit. the romans couldn’t conceive of a room of empty magic bullet boxes and ur grandpas sexual letters

iris van herpen’s futuro-naturalism is what I want to channel in the spring

@emwhitney Took feedback too autistically i suppose is the long and short of it 🤷🏼‍♀️ they tell me to be a leader if i want a leadership position, so i do, except actually don't do it like that we didn't want that

@reallyrei Noooo what happened?

Took too much initiative at work and now my bosses are mad at me 🤪

I feel like there are two main types of pet friendly plant people that get talked about a lot (hoya people and peperomia people) but i think i'm becoming a pilea person tbh

@Michaelmor75127 @Zeus_z3 @FitWealthyU Dude you had over 3,000 mg of sodium in a day. To reduce water retention in a diet with a standard amount of sodium (1,500mg), it's recommended to drink like 2-3 liters of water. You would need more than that, and even then you'll still bloat for a few hours or days probably

@Zeus_z3 @FitWealthyU Had 1 box of this a day. That’s 60 calories. Now do understand my confusion?

"Your advice sucks. I'm eating 1,200 calories a day, and I still can't lose weight." Oh, okay. Well, the reason is simple: You're not actually in a caloric deficit. You think you're eating 1,200 cals a day, but you aren't. The laws of physics didn't magically skip you.